In person, Luke Rockhold looks like a guy that knows the words to at least one Bone Thugs n Harmony song. He's not MMA's version of Johnny Cage, leave that to KJ Noons. Luke Rockhold is just a guy that hits people so hard that he breaks his hand over their craniums. Evolution never expected Luke Rockhold to exist. Otherwise, the human species would have developed stronger hands. Perhaps Luke is one of those mutants that appear once every 10,000 years that gives humanity a glimpse of what our species will soon evolve into. According to that explanation, in the future all humans will have 10-1 records and be Strikeforce middleweight champions. Finally, a future I can believe in. The Jetsons had it all wrong.

LayzieTheSavage caught up with Luke Rockhold shortly after we published the video of Keith Jardine's mom attacking someone who we thought was related to Luke Rockhold. It turns out that...well, maybe you should just listen to the interview below. Props to Ester Lin for the banner picture.

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+1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-12 15:02

Zeus and Lazyie the Savage>Shawn Michaels and Marty Janety>The Killer Bees

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+10 # Guest 2012-01-12 15:15

What? Who is better than Marty Janety? How dare you? Marty Janety fucks assholes till the bleed, and makes YOU (yes... you), drink the jizm. Thats fuckin real life, son. Don't fuck with the M-F'n-J, ever...



.....EVER.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-12 15:59

Whoever fixed Gina's voice needs to do the same for Luke's in this interview. Either that or stop interviewing people from a pay phone in the 209. Also, the WWE is gay.

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-12 16:43

Watch your fuckin' tounge. Marty is coming to YOUR house to cum in your ass, motherfucker.



And no, he's not gay. Ain't nottin gay bout bustin a nut.

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-13 10:42

cum to my house first!

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0 # Guest 2012-01-12 19:35

MArty Janetty = WWF = Old school.

Don't compare the WWF to the WWE or go stick some foreign bodies up your butthole.

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+2 # StGutFree 2012-01-12 18:26

I watched your little "wheat thins" ad only because i assume you get paid if we actually watch it.

So buy some more raid or move to a new place.

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-01-12 20:54

Say it ain't so, M.E. !!! I hope the background is going back to the comics/fighters /etc eventually...

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0 # liftedrg 2012-01-12 21:52

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=extIxJcCMkc[/youtube]

Its back up!!!

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0 # FreeLeeMurray 2012-01-13 16:46

I'd give her 3, then I'd smoke that bitch.

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