I can't believe this. All we wanted in our lives was a Frate Trane the likes of which we have never seen, dominating ladies across the globe while we secretly hoped for a Cyborg Vs. Male fighter X bout to happen. Now all of that is out the window. Guys, Cristiane Cyborg Santos has tested positive for banned substances. This news comes straight from a press release from the California State Athletic commission, bumming out everyone in the process. Her fight against Yamanaka is now a no contest and pending an appeal we have to go through the nasty process of removing her from the Frate Trane list. Here is the whole sordid communication from the CSAC:

The California State Athletic Commission (CSAC) has suspended the license of Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighter Cristiane Justino Santos, better known in MMA circles as Cris Cyborg, and has fined her $2,500 as the result of a positive test for a banned substance.

Santos’ December 16, 2011 drug test came back positive for stanozolol metabolites. CSAC learned of the test results December 23, 2011 and suspended Santos’s license, with the suspension applied retroactively to December 16, 2011. In accordance with Rule  368, the result of her last fight between Hiroko Yamanaka will be changed to a “No Decision”.

“Our primary concern is for the health and safety of fighters,” said CSAC Executive Officer George Dodd.  “Anabolic agents and other banned substances put not only the users of those agents at risk, but their opponents as well. The commission simply will not tolerate their use."

The use of certain substances, including anabolic steroids, is prohibited under the Commission’s regulations, and CSAC has among the toughest drug testing standards of any Athletic Commission in the country. It is the only commission that requires urine samples to be taken in the presence of a commission representative prior to a bout.

Santos’s provision of a urine sample was observed by a CSAC representative and the sample was sent to the World Anti-doping Agency test facility at the University of California, Los Angeles. Santos has the right to appeal the suspension of her license.

Update: Here's what Dana White said tonight in an interview with ESPN Radio (via USATMMA)

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+48 # Smashida 2012-01-06 15:55

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+5 # Guest 2012-01-07 01:49

He will be miss from woman mma, maybe Chris can give Aldo a run for his money now.

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-07 08:34

Whats really real is the size of her clit. That thing is probably bigger than my dick.

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+4 # Sambro 2012-01-07 10:03

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0 # Guest 2012-01-21 18:41

she ruined what so many others have worked hard to build up... im so angry that gina caranos run seems to have been ended by a cheater. i hope that cyborg isnt given another opportunity.

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+30 # Guest 2012-01-06 15:57

I'm so disapointed... I was in what it seems to be a minority of guys who thought Cristiane was clean :/

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-4 # Cheebo 2012-01-06 16:30

Well it might 'just' be something like a diuretic ala Cerronay and Pitbull Alves, which imo is forgivable.

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-1 # chiggs 2012-01-06 18:59

Apparently she popped for stanozolol, same as what Barnett got busted with at one point Im pretty sure, either way, n ot looking too good for her at this point, which is a shame, cuz no matter what, Cyborg has Skills to go along with her Perfomance Enhanced Body.

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-6 # Sambro 2012-01-06 22:44

They're all on the juice. It's just the dumb ones that get caught. Mir, Overeem, Brock, Alves, Silva, Leben, Barnett, who am I missing?

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-07 08:33

When did Overeem and Brock get caught with roids?

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+28 # WiseUp 2012-01-06 17:37

To me this says she has been on 'the juice' for a least the last few years.

Why would she start now when she is already dominating everyone else?

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+18 # Guest 2012-01-06 15:59

I was kind of neutral, but felt it was at least probable. WMMA just took a huge blow, but at least we know the truth now.

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+26 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:13

I think its good for WMMA... now it can be competetive without i person who blows away the compatition..

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+39 # Stullo.de 2012-01-06 16:00

is anyone here surprised?

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+20 # Jerm 2012-01-06 16:03

nope

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+13 # Sporadik 2012-01-06 17:01

Quoting Stullo.de:

is anyone here surprised?

For years I've assumed she does steroids or hormones. She looks like a dude. HTF is anyone surprised? seriously. All of her fights to myself and friends always seemed unfair because it seemed like a dude fighting woman. I mean Her and her husband look like 2 dudes on a bike before every fight, Brokeback Hexagon. I've always found it disgusting seeing female body builders or in this case Cyborg. If it looks like a duck dude sounds like a duck dude its probably a duck woman on roids or hormones. Assuming she loses the appeal I'm interested to see what happens or what the other female MMA fighters will say about the situation

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0 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:00

well that just killed my weekend /:

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+112 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:00

Wait till they find out about me.

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+11 # Sporadik 2012-01-06 17:04

lmmfao

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-21 # Guest 2012-01-06 18:24

"Wait til they get a load of me."

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+21 # Guest 2012-01-06 19:33

If Cyborg is indeed a woman.... as she... claims to be...

then my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids,

I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

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+3 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-07 08:36

Einhorn is finkle

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-07 10:11

... Finkle is Einhorn!

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+3 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-07 11:21

Jim Carey and Cris Cyborb Santos is like 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon

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+1 # jawesome 2012-01-07 07:48

Holy shit, is this the most thumbed up comment on the site?

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-3 # MitchyDowner 2012-01-06 16:01

haha

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+23 # MediocreThreat 2012-01-06 16:04

This makes Baller or Buster more relevant.

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+40 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:04

Cyborg is awesome but no shit she's on the roids, was there ever really a question, her voice is one octave away from being Lou Ferrigno.

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0 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:05

Gasp!

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+22 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-01-06 16:06

After I saw the video of her powerbombing Ortiz I though something was up

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:15

thought of that right when i heard the news lol Tito is a big boy

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-1 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:07

what?!?!? no way?!?!?!? how?!?!?! maybe it was her enlarged Adams apple that tipped them of? p.s. steroids aren't the only thing i stick in my butt...no homo.

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:09

She could still fight Chael.

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-5 # StGutFree 2012-01-06 18:17

Don 't be retarded, chael would kill her.

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+25 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2012-01-06 16:12

Cyborgs adams apple is a big as her balls

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+8 # Master E 2012-01-06 16:20

"Stanozolol is usually considered a safer choice for female bodybuilders in that its anabolic effects predominate over its androgenic effects, although virilization and masculi nization are still very common even at low doses.

Stanozolol has been used in both animal and human patients for a number of conditions." -wikipedia

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:35

It is the same substance that Leben, Tim Sylvia and Josh Barnett used. Apparently it is mostly used when they are trying to lose weight without losing strength, it doesn't make the body hold as much water most other stuff.

Her husband never looked very natural either..

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-11 # boloblack 2012-01-06 16:26

CSAC are the biggest haters in the world. Are you really going to believe them over the Champ?

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:29

Somewhere Tonda laughing her ass off :)

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+14 # Guest 2012-01-06 16:57

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

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+24 # Guest 2012-01-06 17:04

Her clit must be MASSIVE

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+18 # Guest 2012-01-06 17:18

If you like a large clit the only logical next step is a small dick. Countless innocent straight men became gay because of their love for big clits. It is like a gateway phallus.

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+7 # Guest 2012-01-06 18:12

Curiois to know how you acquired this information. I was just stating that the roids will have made her develop a miniature blue waffle.

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+8 # chiggs 2012-01-06 19:02

Probably 1st hand experience be my guess

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-06 20:33

I am curious to know why you chose to use the word curious.

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+1 # Sambro 2012-01-06 22:37

io31 is right. don't even start with the big clits. they're addicting.

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0 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2012-01-06 17:24

You mean dick

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+10 # Guest 2012-01-06 17:15

Test it for a set of balls, those are banned substances in female MMA too, then file assault charges for Gina Carrano when they inevitably come back positive.

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-1 # KevZeeBest 2012-01-06 17:31

This is the end of the career for cyborg imo

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+2 # Guest 2012-01-06 17:51

A few days ago I went back and saw the Carrano vs Cyborg fight and a) Carrano did a lot better than I remember and b) I thought Carrano looked great at that weight but still looked like a woman (thick but less definition, as women have less muscle mass naturally) while Cyborg's muscle, especially in her arms, looked super suspect.

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0 # StGutFree 2012-01-06 18:14

Holy shit......... I don't know what to say.

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-7 # StGutFree 2012-01-06 18:23

Already pulled from the "frate train list" ?
Zeus must feel hurt.

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+25 # Smashida 2012-01-06 18:31

you spelled Frate Trane wrong

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-34 # StGutFree 2012-01-06 18:47

What are you talking about idiot?

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+10 # Guest 2012-01-06 20:10

Quoting StGutFree:

What are you talking about idiot?

Dumbass...

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-7 # MuayTired 2012-01-06 21:28

This isn't the place to name call, get that shit outta here.

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-1 # StGutFree 2012-01-07 04:36

No.

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+3 # Smashida 2012-01-07 06:49

you spelled it "freight train" threw a fit, changed your post and now you're behaving like a little cunt. that's what I'm talking about you moron.

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-3 # StGutFree 2012-01-07 07:37

Quoting Smashida:

that's I'm talking about you moron.

Let me fix that for ya buddy

"that's WHAT I'm talking about you moron"

See, I can be dick too.

Freak out much imbecile?

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+2 # Sambro 2012-01-07 09:59

You're a retard. You've been on this site for awhile. You should know by now how to spell frate trane.

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0 # StGutFree 2012-01-07 18:24

I'm not a retard, you're a retard.

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-6 # Guest 2012-01-06 18:45

Dana will find any excuse to end womens mma.
Eat a dick dana.
A big, cheesy, dick.

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+6 # SkeetEmUp 2012-01-06 18:52

dana didn't sell her the steroids, bub.

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-2 # Guest 2012-01-06 18:54

http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=2481396&t=o GIFSoup: http://gifsoup.com/

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-3 # Guest 2012-01-06 18:55

http://gifsoup.com/view7/2481396/mrs-mann-balls-o.gif

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+13 # Patrick 2012-01-06 19:11

It's not fair!

She had to use steroids for her hypogonadism!

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-13 # Guest 2012-01-06 20:08

Steroids don't instantly make you a better fighter. You still need to train as hard as everyone else. I think that people on the juice know the end result so they train harder than those not on it.

I just say we let everyone get juiced out there fucking mind and let them fight.

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+3 # Guest 2012-01-06 20:25

Most professional athletes train as hard as humanly possible. If A (steroid/PEDs) trained as B (none steroid/PED), subject A would be at an advantage over subject B. Depending on the steroid a particular athlete, (subject A) can train more, while subject B has to recover naturally. If you think that steroids do not improve athletic performance, nobody would use them. There is a reason why so many professionals are on the roid.

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+9 # Lefthea D. Kick 2012-01-06 20:55

They caught her using a fake penis like Thiago Silva.

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+6 # Guest 2012-01-07 05:25

1- they got very suspicious when she took her urine test standing up


2- it wasn't fake

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+1 # SkeetEmUp 2012-01-06 21:41

i think her plan was to take so much steroids that her cock would shrivel up and fall off

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-06 22:33

war gina!

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+4 # Guest 2012-01-07 07:58

Quoting pliskin90:

war gina!

var gina!

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-06 22:40

Winstrol really ain't shit-- even for women, the strength gains from a Winstrol only cycle would be laughable. The endurance gains would be non existent, and it would dry her joints to shit. I don't understand why MMA fighters (and boxers) keep getting busted for Winny... there are a plethora of greater substances that would be much more advantageous.

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0 # CountingCromarties 2012-01-06 22:41

Cristiane "Spotted Hyena" Santos

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-06 22:46

I don't remember seeing her on the frate trane list.. Who moves onto the list now then? All looks familiar to me.

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-1 # Guest 2012-01-07 00:17

Well I always thought were was natural, even though she looked like a man lol

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+1 # Guest 2012-01-07 04:08

No way that litle girly girl use the roids!

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0 # Guest 2012-01-07 09:24

So That was a Women the whole time shit im still terrified

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0 # HajiMMA_no_Ippo 2012-01-07 11:02

FUCK! At least we still have a possible Tate vs Rousey match up to look forward to. Cyborg really fucked the fans with this though

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