Prior to writing this article, I thought of the single greatest way to feature Don Frye on MiddleEasy. The idea is so magnificent that if I share it with you guys, someone out there may hijack the concept. It will involve a tremendous amount of editing, but in the end it will be worth it. Keep in mind this idea will only work if Don Frye is comfortable being financially compensated with a large amount of Monopoly money. If he can handle currency that is only valid to purchase imaginary boardwalks, then this idea is a winner. Winning. See, we can use that Charlie Sheen expression now since it became funny, unfunny, and now moderately tolerated.
If you squeeze Don Frye's mustache, you can plant the leftover testosterone and a 'Gold's Gym' will grow from the ground. Anything Frye says is cool -- we don't care how xenophobic or jingoistic it may be. The silliest thing is, you didn't know he fought Warpath this weekend at the Thunder Valley Casino in California. If you did, I'm sure you would have been nagging me in the comment section the morning after the bout. It's cool, I know what you guys want even when you don't know what you want. That's my mutant ability. I should be in X-Men.