If you temporarily redirect your fingertips to Urban Dictionary and type in 'Phil Baroni', you will get a definition created on May 3rd 2006 that is 100% accurate.

"Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest faction in the fight scene, Hammer House (never bet the house against the Hammer House!). He wears a beautiful robe and sunglasses worth more than the average man's life. He enjoys dancing to the ring and yelling at referees for touching his hair. He has big muscles and likes to show them off much to the asian/island women's delight while wearing nothing but daisy dukes. The Baroni style of fighting consists of jiving around for a few seconds then promptly storming in and punching the opponent as hard as possible in the head until they are rendered unconscious; it is time tested and proven highly effective. There is also video evidence of Baroni mocking his opponents screams of pain during post-match interviews. Phil Baroni has a great amateur wrestling background but he refuses to use it because he is a showman and knows what the people want to see. Punching. And lots of it. Phil Baroni has claimed on more than one occasion that he is the greatest fighter in his weight class, which is a no brainer, but Baroni is too humble to say what most everyone else believes, that he is the greatest fighter in any weight class...ever. He also was a male stripper at a go-go bar."

We didn't create that entry. In fact, in 2006 I was busy sleeping in basements in the Benelux area of Europe. That's also a good way to get robbed of your belongings, so please, don't follow in my footsteps. If anything, you should adopt your boy, Phil Baroni as your new role model. That is, if you want to model yourself after a guy that slays people at paintball and isn't afraid to claim a piece of pizza as his reward.

A few days ago we went paintballing with Phil Baroni and Jorge Lopez, naturally hilarity ensued. Check out this clip of Baroni nearly getting into a fight with an eight-year-old, that is until the father shows up...

Update: Phil Baroni wants to take this kid out for a pizza party and paintballing, so if you know who this kid is, just let me (or Phil Baroni) know.

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+17 # Guest 2011-12-07 08:18

phil seems mad cool but he shouldn't have been calling that kid a fat bastard and stuff

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+6 # LayzieTheSavage 2011-12-07 10:00

It was all in good fun. Everyone, including the Kid, was having a good time.
Phil and Jorge hooked the kid up with some free paintballing gear too.

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+12 # Guest 2011-12-07 08:26

hahah phil is looking pretty fat

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+3 # Guest 2011-12-07 08:34

also phil needs to work on his cardio,that kid the double after only 10 seconds of clinching

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0 # monstruito 2011-12-07 08:26

This is awesome! Phil was pissed hahaha

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+2 # boo 2011-12-07 08:26

Baroni has gotten a bit portly. Great video though.

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+4 # Jmooby 2011-12-07 08:42

the next bully beatdown... NYBA vs mayhem

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+1 # Guest 2011-12-07 08:50

Hopefully he's not some poor kid whose parents skipped a couple of meals to pay for him to go paintball for his birthday to have his pizza eaten by Phil.

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+6 # Guest 2011-12-07 10:35

If that kid is anything to go by, his parents could skip a couple and still be left with 5 square meals a day.

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0 # Guest 2011-12-07 09:07

Phil"The N.Y. Fat Boy"Baroni

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+3 # Guest 2011-12-07 09:07

phil kinda seems like the "New York Asshole"

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+2 # boloblack 2011-12-07 09:55

LoL! You guys gotta make this an annual event. Invite a buncha fighters and give away a couple of spots to your readers.

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+8 # LayzieTheSavage 2011-12-07 10:12

We are. Next time, we're having a contest to have some fans come play against the pros.

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+3 # Will-Kill 2011-12-07 10:45

I was a paintball ref for a few years, I can ref.

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+2 # Guest 2011-12-07 18:54

those who can, do.

Those who can't, referee

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+5 # KevZeeBest 2011-12-07 11:14

seems like a good time, and i do have to give props to LayzieTheSavage . i really didnt like him before, but the dude works hard for this site. Well played sir

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+10 # Guest 2011-12-07 12:58

Nice try, LayzieTheSavage .

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2011-12-08 01:11

Tippman makes a worthless paintball gun.

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0 # Guest 2011-12-08 15:17

Thats a false statement

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0 # Guest 2011-12-09 09:06

Was that Dan Bilzerian out there?

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0 # LayzieTheSavage 2011-12-09 10:46

Yes sir.

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