If humanity ever switched over to a strict diet of eating just grizzly bears, Aleksander Emelianenko would be an official diplomat in the matter. When Aleksander's hunts his bears, he uses a fork in order to skip like 72 steps from preparation to consumption. Aleksander Emelianenko's like his bears rare. So rare that doesn't need to go through those menial processes, like eating off a plate. In Russia, plates eat off you.
This morning Aleksander Emelianenko took on Magomed Malikov at M-1 Challenge 28. We're not going to ruin it for you, but the actual fight lasted under a minute. Props to MMA Rocks Poland for the find.