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Watch Tim Sylvia get promoted to purple belt and get smacked on the butt by a group of men

Speaking of guys slapping each other on the butt, don't drive into West Hollywood on a Halloween unless you want to drown in a sea of men in leather chaps. Driving through West Hollywood on Halloween is like inadvertently navigating an obstacle course composed entirely of man butt. If man butt could be harnessed into an alternative energy, West Hollywood could fulfill about half of the world's energy needs. Instead of going to the Middle East to fight wars over oil, the military could invade West Hollywood to collect the city's untapped natural resource of man butt.

Tim Sylvia jitz game is strong. Strong like the mane of the Molten Beast from the Divine Comedy. What, you guys don't read Dante Alighieri? Shame on you. I bet you just clicked this link because you're fascinated with Tim Sylvia getting smacked on the butt by a group of men. Well don't let me get in the way of your man butt affixation, check out the video below filmed by MiddleEasy reader, Eldon G.


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