As you may have noticed, there will be no Sunday Morning Rumor Mill today. There was only one significant thing that happened last week, and if you read the Nick Diaz article, then you already know it. Also, if you have access to a steamer and raw catfish, don't use the steamer to cook the raw cat fish. It will always be raw. There's nothing modern science can do to fix this problem. Nick Diaz could punch the raw catfish in the face for an entire evening, but unfortunately that won't result in it being cooked. Not at all. If Nick Diaz punched a raw catfish, then he must be expressing his disdain that 'catfish' can't pur. They aren't even cats at all, and that may make Nick Diaz a very angry person.
FightMetric broke down last night's UFC 137 main event and discovered that Nick Diaz now holds the record for the most significant strikes in a UFC fight. He managed to get 178 significant strikes on The Prodigy, enough punches to send a normal man into paralysis while flying head-first into the front door of another dimension. Check out the statistical breakdown below.