If money grew on trees, half of what your parents told you when you were in elementary school was a lie. Here's your chance to have money grow out of a $20 and a $5 bill which could easily be folded to look like a tree...or a kitten. Then you could call your mom and tell her that you've developed a method for money to grow on cats, which would probably be the weirdest phone call you've ever made. However, chances are if you win $12,631.70 from $25, the last person you would be calling up is your mother.

Now if you happen to be a degenerate gambler and decide to place a parlay on every underdog at UFC 137, you will come away with a cool $12,631.70, just enough to buy a new Hyundai Veloster. Just kidding, you will still be about $6,000 short, but it's a good start. Check out the betting lines from BetUS.

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+7 # Guest 2011-10-26 11:34

meathead ain't losing

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+4 # Guest 2011-10-26 11:57

Quoting anon:

meathead ain't losing

And no way does Mirko win

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+5 # Sambro 2011-10-26 12:44

Crocop will wreck your parlay like he wrecked his chin.

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+6 # Guest 2011-10-26 11:44

what site is this on

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+3 # Guest 2011-10-26 12:03

Change Mitrione (who isn't that big a favorite) and drop Bart and this is still a $3000 parlay. Roop winning is also a pretty big long shot.

Diaz, Meat, CroCop and Siver is $900.

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+14 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-10-26 12:06

HOW DARE YOU STIMULATE MY INNER GAMBLING ADDICTION :)

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+6 # Guest 2011-10-26 12:22

Parlays are always unreasonable when it comes to betting on mma.

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+6 # Guest 2011-10-26 12:25

Meant to say 6 team parlays.

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0 # Guest 2011-10-29 08:54

Parlays are fun, but you're almost always better off making multiple single-wager bets.

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+20 # analXstaphXinfection 2011-10-26 12:29

I'm going to ask my mom for $25 right now.

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+12 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-10-26 13:08

"$20??!!! Its not enough dad what if I want wings"

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+11 # StGutFree 2011-10-26 13:27

you don't need wings!

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+8 # DockEllis 2011-10-26 12:37

I like the odds on Roop and Siver.

But I'm also one of the worst gamblers ever.

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+4 # Guest 2011-10-26 14:55

Quoting DockEllis:

I like the odds on Roop and Siver.

But I'm also one of the worst gamblers ever.

Roop knocked the snot out of the Korean Zombie with a head kick. I didn't see that coming.

Siver shut down Sots in a match I thought Sots would easily win.

I'd actually bet on those two. Cerrone is a beast though... but Siver is surprisingly tough (except for that crushing knockout loss to Guillard)

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+2 # Sambro 2011-10-26 12:43

Diaz, Kongo, Siver parlay.

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+1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-10-26 12:52

That is something I may throw a $100 on

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+4 # Guest 2011-10-26 12:55

Mirko CroCop is not a good fighter to be investing money in at this stage in his career.

His chin is shot. Every time someone hits him he folds up like a thing that folds up easily.

in the battle of Fat vs old , take fat this time.



Mirko hasn't been the same in YEARS. He doesn't want it anymore, it seems pretty obvious to me, bad bet.

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+2 # 40ouncetofreedom 2011-10-26 13:22

Best bet i ever made....Rashad Opened as +250 on Bodog for the Rampage fight..That was the easiest my mind has ever been at betting 50 bucks on anything.

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-2 # Guest 2011-10-26 13:30

Cerrone aint losing..

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0 # Guest 2011-10-26 14:29

Can't sign up for BetUS in Florida apparently.

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+4 # Guest 2011-10-26 14:48

From Wikipedia:
"BetUS.com is a privately held online gaming company offering sports betting, casino games, poker and horse racing. It is run by horde of thieving cunts."

I'll stick to Bodog.

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+1 # Hi. 2011-10-28 12:47

Quoting Truth:

It is run by horde of thieving cunts."

Jesus christ, you werent kidding

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0 # Guest 2011-10-29 08:56

You're better off for it.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/sbr/betus/

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+2 # kaienshiba 2011-10-26 15:00

just put $25 on siver, roop, and kongo for $687.94. it's not $12,000 but I'm not gonna complain about almost $700

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+5 # Guest 2011-10-26 18:46

That's not a bad bet. Every time I've picked a Japanese fighter to win, he gets his ass kicked.

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+3 # Talengard 2011-10-26 20:33

have we heard any results from the guy making bets off of that gigantic set of MMA statistics posted on here a few months ago?

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+13 # Guest 2011-10-27 02:20

Yeah I won a divorce

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0 # Guest 2011-10-27 11:36

isn't online sports betting illegal in the U.S. as of april this year? or was it last year? because if it's not then i'm gonna jump on that.

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0 # Guest 2011-10-27 15:44

Quoting Mooseherder:

isn't online sports betting illegal in the U.S. as of april this year? or was it last year? because if it's not then i'm gonna jump on that.

betdsi and bodog is what i use, mainly bodog betdsi are asshole call CS and see what i mean its like so joe schmo sitting infront of a yogurt shop acting like a tough guysand they ask for your account password? wtf

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0 # Fizzy 2011-10-29 20:13

3 from 6...no cheddar for you.

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