My God these French and their quirky MMA styles...

My God these French and their quirky MMA styles...

My God these French and their quirky MMA styles...

Zeus

Aug 17 |06:07

Last Updated on Wed, 17 Aug 2011 06:45

I've personally witnessed a French guy drop an entire lit shot of Absinthe on his pants and casually brush the fire off as he repeated a Dave Chappelle joke. This same French guy was also friends with this other French guy who used to rob parked cars on the streets of Pontypridd, Wales solely for coats and jackets. His name is Guilherm and five years ago he accompanied me when I had a rather interesting experience with a seed known as Hawaiian Baby Woodrose. After the 'event,' I wrote about it on Erowid so feel free to read about one of the (many) times when I was completely out of my mind. Oh, we're still talking about some strange French MMA style? Alright, check out the video. [Source]

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+8 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcWKz97WQFA

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0 # bosswell 2011-08-17 08:44

Oh dear god, that's perfect

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+6 # Xiao 2011-08-17 06:44

...what the shit?

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+20 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:45

Slap a da bass.

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+13 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:48

Why french? They speak rusiian in a video :) Dont know if i should be proud or ashamed to be from same country as these guys %)

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+9 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:10

Why was it labelled "French" ? I guess this will remain a mystery.

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+9 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:49

Yeah that looked like systema, and those guys had the systema practitioner "build"

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-17 13:16

That was not systema.

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:52

This is amazing, i loved the one at 14seconds.
Half of them look like theyre dance moves

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+17 # Guest 2011-08-17 06:53

Though it might look cool in France, hell it may even be effective, in France... but like most things cool and effective in France, it looks gay to the rest of the world!

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-8 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:00

Even the martial artists slap like pansies in France.

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+25 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2011-08-17 07:19

I rest my case.

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-4 # cacc 2011-08-17 08:14

his ancestry is most likely from a former french colony. he is not ethnically french. dont apply the same thinkin to european countries as north or south american countries. i know white ppl who live in saudi arabia..wouldnt call them arabs.

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+14 # Yoshinegro_Blackiyama 2011-08-17 08:34

Tbh, i dont care.

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+4 # benny 2011-08-17 11:26

But he was born and raised in France, is probably very culturally French, and thus is more French than "former french colonyish".

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+2 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-17 11:45

who cares...:Booom, french are cool if you get to know them. vive la France

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-2 # Coq-MMA-Fan 2011-08-17 14:35

I rest my case.

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-10 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:17

Retarded Americunt they are speaking russian and are propably russians. Go back to school moron.

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+5 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:21

Quoting Retarded author ftw:

Retarded Americunt they are speaking russian and are propably russians. Go back to school moron.

Hey! Zeus dont have to know every single language, thats not why we love him. Just honest mistake.

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+12 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:47

They are french so Zeus could ramble his non sequitur about his french coat stealing drug dealer...duh.

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+1 # Coq-MMA-Fan 2011-08-17 16:01

Quoting Retarded author ftw:

Retarded Americunt they are speaking russian and are propably russians. Go back to school moron.

http://www.dumbtionary.com/word/propably.shtml

stfu

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+3 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:33

Don`t give the man a hard time,all white people look and sound the same. They could have been french.

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+2 # Guest 2011-08-17 07:58

LOL,so they are russian speaking frenchs.

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-17 08:12

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO the legendary art of Bullshido

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+13 # Guest 2011-08-17 08:17

Hitting paper....

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+3 # bosswell 2011-08-17 08:48

Ya, I had to pause it when they started that. I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.

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+8 # juice lee 2011-08-17 09:28

according to them that piece of paper could be your face...because peoples faces share the exact same durability as a sheet of paper

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+9 # Guest 2011-08-17 08:31

looks like a bizarre form of Wing Chun

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+6 # sniak 2011-08-17 08:46

Looks like Lord of the Dance meets martial arts.

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+4 # Sambro 2011-08-17 09:02

The big fat belly was a give away that they were Russian, but the sissy slaps were definitely French.

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-08-17 09:18

Cheick Kongos camp

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+8 # juice lee 2011-08-17 09:31

These guys have ties to the guys in Oklahoma who wear camo shorts and tapout shirts that train mma in wal-mart.

you better respect that shit

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-3 # Guest 2011-08-17 09:52

Go ahead and flail your arms around,,, that gives me an easy double leg. LOL

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+3 # Cheebo 2011-08-17 10:37

My mental image of you (it?) is building up slowly but surely! One day I will know you Zeus, in all your dishevelled glory !!!
And that better be 230 pounds of steel.
Literally, cause I've started to think of you as some sort of half human/half robot/half Russian manifestation of the God Xenu.
In fact I think you are Fedor. I mean you're the same weight, hardly a coincidence.
Meh, I'm off to read your 'shrooms review in the hope of more clues (and for the quality of the writing of course

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+9 # Cheebo 2011-08-17 11:04

Shit, my theory has been falsified, you've lost a tonne of weight. Good report though! I went over to Holland in the search of mushies, among other things (not that you perverts) for a few weeks last year. Instead I lost my wallet with all my money on the bus to my friends house in (where else) Huizen and ended up hopping trains into the capital every day to rob my breakfast, lunch and dinner. After just about not collapsing from dehydration hunger and heatstroke at a music festival in Belgium I somehow made it back to Ireland without having consumed any mind-altering substances in all my time on the continent.
I'm pretty sure you exist in at least the 4th dimension anyway and it seems fruitless to try understand this without the aid of psychedelics so I'll resume my search for you when I move to Rotterdam in October.
[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=UnURE lCzGc0[/youtube ]

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-17 12:17

You only recieved that thumbs up because you found a way to post Carl Sagan on a MMA website.

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+5 # Sidecheckkick 2011-08-17 11:35

im literally sitting in my apartment screaming AAAAAAAAH FUCK laughing and crying at same time, those are no french, those are russians, and the seem tho have been the coinmates of DATSIK!!!!AND his gay lovers!!!
just one of the pearls you guys miss out here one of the gay company says its glitchy and comfy here before he starts to hump the fat dude on ice.

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+4 # Guest 2011-08-17 14:00

anderson silva could take any of these moves go home with seagal practice it and somehow magically find a way to finish okami with it

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0 # Guest 2011-08-17 21:47

HBW trip sounds like hawaiian mushrooms'

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-2 # Guest 2011-08-17 23:54

and i thought savate was weird looking...

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+3 # monstruito 2011-08-18 06:26

This shit gets all the bitches at Comic-Con.

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+1 # Guest 2011-08-18 09:04

michael jackson meets jackie chan

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+1 # Guest 2012-02-01 05:36

They're not French. Dickhead.

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