Josh Barnett repairs a broken nose with two pens in a moment of WTFness

Josh Barnett repairs a broken nose with two pens in a moment of WTFness

Josh Barnett repairs a broken nose with two pens in a moment of WTFness

Zeus

Jun 15 |05:14

Last Updated on Wed, 15 Jun 2011 05:35

Strange, Japanese artifacts is Barnett's middle name so it's highly probably that Josh Barnett frequently visits the many 'PopKiller' shops in Hollywood, CA. That's a very long middle name for someone to have. We should just abbreviate it to Josh 'SJA' Barnett, and when people ask what his middle name means, just tell them to go to PopKiller. Once they see the baby blue space glasses, they'll figure it out. We're not sure if Josh Barnett learned how to repair people's noses with ballpoint pens from PopKiller, but if he did, that's one hell of a one-stop shop.

Check out this MMAHeat video of Josh Barnett surgically repairing a broken nose with two writing utensils. [Source]

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+4 # Guest 2011-06-15 05:58

No offence to josh, but personally id go to the doctors.

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+7 # Guest 2011-06-15 08:05

This is why you crazy ass Americans need health care reform... F'ed up that you would let Josh fix your face with pens....

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-1 # Guest 2011-06-15 08:12

I did get rocked by push press to the jaw once. Good way to test your chin. Bad snatch to the face has gotta not feel good though....

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+5 # bosswell 2011-06-15 10:55

I'm going to Barnett with all my medical issues from now on.

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+1 # powers 2011-06-15 08:29

Quoting berry:

No offence to josh, but personally id go to the doctors.

Well, he straightened it enough so he can go to a doctor that will reset it if they have to.

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+12 # Guest 2011-06-15 06:02

I don't know why but i'm a big fan of Josh. He's just got this sort of 'charm' to him, no homo. He also seems to be just a real level headed guy, for the most part always cool, calm and composed. The dude can fight aswell, taps out hunt in seconds, relieves pedro rizzo of his senses for minutes and beats Dos Santos via TKO on SECONDS. Beat that. But he's also got this like snake in the grass vibe to him, like hey, he'll be your friend and yeah, you guys can hang out, but when something goes wrong, when shit hits the fan you know he'ss somehow get the blame on you. And at first it's the lttle things and you're ok with that and life continues until it happpens with something big and then you have to finally confront him and you're like joah, hey what the fuck bro and then he maages to weasel out of it you know he did it but you just can't find the woprds to tell him yeah you know what hes about, but you let him go cause your friends and your pals and these things happen in life and there damn well nothing you can do about it is just embrace it, move on and make a mental note so that iy can never happem to you again. Moving on his fight with rogers. I very much see this going exactly the same way that his fight with Dos Santos, yes Barnett is a wrestler but he will stand with you to begin with (or at least his current carnation will)stand for a bit seem that he is cautious and aware but still willing to trade, thinks he has enough of a chance, and shit he's a world class heavyweight, he can stand with you. and then once you commit, he shoots in for a takedown. He;s got you in side controld buides his time, works to Open mount mount. Starts reigning down the punches, Rogers squrims succumbs, goes iout faster than you would have thought. Barnett advances to his fight fight against Overeem in the next couple of months. Oh, Overeem, wow don't even get me sgtarted with that guy.

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+3 # bohemianforest 2011-06-15 06:18

Quoting MirCro BrockOp:

I don't know why but i'm a big fan of Josh. He's just got this sort of 'charm' to him, no homo. He also seems to be just a real level headed guy, for the most part always cool, calm and composed. The dude can fight aswell, taps out hunt in seconds, relieves pedro rizzo of his senses for minutes and beats Dos Santos via TKO on SECONDS. Beat that. But he's also got this like snake in the grass vibe to him, like hey, he'll be your friend and yeah, you guys can hang out, but when something goes wrong, when shit hits the fan you know he'ss somehow get the blame on you. And at first it's the lttle things and you're ok with that and life continues until it happpens with something big and then you have to finally confront him and you're like joah, hey what the fuck bro and then he maages to weasel out of it you know he did it but you just can't find the woprds to tell him yeah you know what hes about, but you let him go cause your friends and your pals and these things happen in life and there damn well nothing you can do about it is just embrace it, move on and make a mental note so that iy can never happem to you again. Moving on his fight with rogers. I very much see this going exactly the same way that his fight with Dos Santos, yes Barnett is a wrestler but he will stand with you to begin with (or at least his current carnation will)stand for a bit seem that he is cautious and aware but still willing to trade, thinks he has enough of a chance, and shit he's a world class heavyweight, he can stand with you. and then once you commit, he shoots in for a takedown. He;s got you in side controld buides his time, works to Open mount mount. Starts reigning down the punches, Rogers squrims succumbs, goes iout faster than you would have thought. Barnett advances to his fight fight against Overeem in the next couple of months. Oh, Overeem, wow don't even get me sgtarted with that guy.

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-5 # Guest 2011-06-15 07:55

Quoting bohemianforest:

Quoting MirCro BrockOp:
I don't know why but i'm a big fan of Josh. He's just got this sort of 'charm' to him, no homo. He also seems to be just a real level headed guy, for the most part always cool, calm and composed. The dude can fight aswell, taps out hunt in seconds, relieves pedro rizzo of his senses for minutes and beats Dos Santos via TKO on SECONDS. Beat that. But he's also got this like snake in the grass vibe to him, like hey, he'll be your friend and yeah, you guys can hang out, but when something goes wrong, when shit hits the fan you know he'ss somehow get the blame on you. And at first it's the lttle things and you're ok with that and life continues until it happpens with something big and then you have to finally confront him and you're like joah, hey what the fuck bro and then he maages to weasel out of it you know he did it but you just can't find the woprds to tell him yeah you know what hes about, but you let him go cause your friends and your pals and these things happen in life and there damn well nothing you can do about it is just embrace it, move on and make a mental note so that iy can never happem to you again. Moving on his fight with rogers. I very much see this going exactly the same way that his fight with Dos Santos, yes Barnett is a wrestler but he will stand with you to begin with (or at least his current carnation will)stand for a bit seem that he is cautious and aware but still willing to trade, thinks he has enough of a chance, and shit he's a world class heavyweight, he can stand with you. and then once you commit, he shoots in for a takedown. He;s got you in side controld buides his time, works to Open mount mount. Starts reigning down the punches, Rogers squrims succumbs, goes iout faster than you would have thought. Barnett advances to his fight fight against Overeem in the next couple of months. Oh, Overeem, wow don't even get me sgtarted with that guy.

quoted for the sake of quoting

agreed

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-4 # Guest 2011-06-15 07:57

Quoting bruck:

Quoting bohemianforest:
Quoting MirCro BrockOp:
I don't know why but i'm a big fan of Josh. He's just got this sort of 'charm' to him, no homo. He also seems to be just a real level headed guy, for the most part always cool, calm and composed. The dude can fight aswell, taps out hunt in seconds, relieves pedro rizzo of his senses for minutes and beats Dos Santos via TKO on SECONDS. Beat that. But he's also got this like snake in the grass vibe to him, like hey, he'll be your friend and yeah, you guys can hang out, but when something goes wrong, when shit hits the fan you know he'ss somehow get the blame on you. And at first it's the lttle things and you're ok with that and life continues until it happpens with something big and then you have to finally confront him and you're like joah, hey what the fuck bro and then he maages to weasel out of it you know he did it but you just can't find the woprds to tell him yeah you know what hes about, but you let him go cause your friends and your pals and these things happen in life and there damn well nothing you can do about it is just embrace it, move on and make a mental note so that iy can never happem to you again. Moving on his fight with rogers. I very much see this going exactly the same way that his fight with Dos Santos, yes Barnett is a wrestler but he will stand with you to begin with (or at least his current carnation will)stand for a bit seem that he is cautious and aware but still willing to trade, thinks he has enough of a chance, and shit he's a world class heavyweight, he can stand with you. and then once you commit, he shoots in for a takedown. He;s got you in side controld buides his time, works to Open mount mount. Starts reigning down the punches, Rogers squrims succumbs, goes iout faster than you would have thought. Barnett advances to his fight fight against Overeem in the next couple of months. Oh, Overeem, wow don't even get me sgtarted with that guy.

quoted for the sake of quoting

agreed

stfu

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+5 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-06-15 06:53

Your going to crash the server

PS i found your missing punctuation borrow some of these ......!!!????,, ,,,,

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-1 # bosswell 2011-06-15 10:57

lol wat

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+3 # Guest 2011-06-15 13:14

How many bong loads did it take you to write this?

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+6 # Guest 2011-06-15 06:48

stay away from bad snatch ... what this has to do with a broken nose, i'm not sure. but it might be the best bit of advice any of us receive today.

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0 # chiggs 2011-06-15 06:53

"its..its ok to cry" LMFAO!!!1! "See guys,this is why ya gotta protect yourself an stay away from bad snatch" Bwahahaa, Fucking Josh.
In all seriousness though, Ive broken my nose I dont know how many times now, probably 5/6 times an was never a pleasant experience lol.

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+3 # Guest 2011-06-15 07:14

If Josh knocks out Brett, he'll say to the doctors Go away! I'll fix him!

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+3 # boloblack 2011-06-15 07:14

"I've had bad snatch experiences, I've had my nose hairs burnt". lool

You guys need to watch from the beginning of this vid.. missing a minute of comedy gold.

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+3 # Guest 2011-06-15 07:21

Barnett + Beard + Ballpoint = Baller.

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-2 # king steve 2011-06-15 07:23

Quoting bohemianforest:

Quoting MirCro BrockOp:
I don't know why but i'm a big fan of Josh. He's just got this sort of 'charm' to him, no homo. He also seems to be just a real level headed guy, for the most part always cool, calm and composed. The dude can fight aswell, taps out hunt in seconds, relieves pedro rizzo of his senses for minutes and beats Dos Santos via TKO on SECONDS. Beat that. But he's also got this like snake in the grass vibe to him, like hey, he'll be your friend and yeah, you guys can hang out, but when something goes wrong, when shit hits the fan you know he'ss somehow get the blame on you. And at first it's the lttle things and you're ok with that and life continues until it happpens with something big and then you have to finally confront him and you're like joah, hey what the fuck bro and then he maages to weasel out of it you know he did it but you just can't find the woprds to tell him yeah you know what hes about, but you let him go cause your friends and your pals and these things happen in life and there damn well nothing you can do about it is just embrace it, move on and make a mental note so that iy can never happem to you again. Moving on his fight with rogers. I very much see this going exactly the same way that his fight with Dos Santos, yes Barnett is a wrestler but he will stand with you to begin with (or at least his current carnation will)stand for a bit seem that he is cautious and aware but still willing to trade, thinks he has enough of a chance, and shit he's a world class heavyweight, he can stand with you. and then once you commit, he shoots in for a takedown. He;s got you in side controld buides his time, works to Open mount mount. Starts reigning down the punches, Rogers squrims succumbs, goes iout faster than you would have thought. Barnett advances to his fight fight against Overeem in the next couple of months. Oh, Overeem, wow don't even get me sgtarted with that guy.

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agreed.

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+1 # juice lee 2011-06-15 08:13

on the ground from certain angles mike cahill looks like fedor....

which leads me to believe that through the use of the time stopping ability from flashman (in mega man 2) it was mike cahill who tapped out to fabricio werdum 376 days ago

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0 # Guest 2011-06-15 08:27

I approve of this method.

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0 # Guest 2011-06-15 09:16

After having surgery on my septum, I can't watch this without excruciating sympathy pains. Ugh!

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+1 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2011-06-15 10:11

Beets.
Bears.
Battlestar Galactica.
Barnett.
Bad Snatch.

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0 # Guest 2011-06-15 10:55

This is awesome.

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0 # Sambro 2011-06-15 11:50

Barnett's a liar. I've never broken my nose from bad snatch. Bad snatch is better than no snatch (unless it's bolo's cousin).

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+3 # boloblack 2011-06-15 12:29

Quoting SST:

Barnett's a liar. I've never broken my nose from bad snatch. Bad snatch is better than no snatch.

I've got a cousin who would like to meet you.

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