Randy Couture wants Anderson Silva. Not like in a Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain way. Not even in like a Starscream aspiring to be Megatron type of way. Randy Couture wants to take Silva's genetic code, stick it in a blender and attempt to reassemble him while inebriated. Dude wants to brawl with the best pound for pound fighter in the known universe. If you took every single kung-fu flick that you watched when you were a kid, shoved it into 'God's suggestion' box and wrote him a note that said 'Please make a Brazilian guy that's all of this', the end result would be Anderson Silva. He is everything Jean Claude Van Damme pretended to be in the early 90s (except a raging alcoholic).

It's also interesting to note that Green Lantern has a ring that grants him the ability to create any weapon imaginable and use it against an enemy. There's one catch, Green Lantern can't use his ring against anything that is yellow. Anderson Silva rocking yellow shorts his entire MMA career a coincidence? Hell no, dude planned ahead. Anderson Silva is so ahead of his time his parents haven't even met yet.

Randy Couture appeared on CBS Sports and stated that he definitely wants to tangle with The Spider. We all know that The Natural has a very intense fight with Big Nog coming at the end of the month. But if he can prevail, we already have our pay per view money in an envelope waiting for the Randy Couture vs. Anderson Silva fight. Randy, we suggest you get bit by a radioactive spider or perhaps get exposed with a massive dose of gamma radiation. Anderson Silva is going to be like battling for Asgard. [Source]

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0 # budsmk3r 2009-08-14 10:51

**Biting off more than he can chew**

See if you can get past big Nog, complete your divorce from the top 3 chicks in mma.

thne you can talk Anderson Silva

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0 # Guest 2009-08-14 12:15

He can do it as long as he doesn't get caught....From what dan henderson showed, anderson's weakness is being on his back ( besides submissions) i think randy could ground and pound him out, but would def be one of his biggest challenges.

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0 # budsmk3r 2009-08-14 20:52

he wouldnt even get close enough to take silva to the ground. thats what griffin tried to do and look what happened to him.

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