If aliens landed on earth and used Dana White's conversations as the lexicon for modern humans, they would believe the entire English language solely consisted of a string of four-letter words. When you wake up tomorrow morning, just be thankful that you've never been in the path of Dana's verbal onslaught, and if you have, thank your lucky stars that you're still alive. You can then take those lucky stars, combine them with purple horseshoes and toss it all in a bowl of milk and you will have 50% of the ingredients required to create a bowl of Lucky Charm cereal. Dana White is Irish, so I guess that's some sort of segue.

Check out this video of forty of the greatest Dana White F-Bombs in the history of the UFC, and be sure not to steal this article -- because that's [expletive] illegal. That's a joke that's a reference from one of Dana's infamous F-bombs, but feel free to steal this article. Just kidding about that one, don't -- please. Thanks. Props to Darren for the find.

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+8 # Sidecheckkick 2011-04-06 01:04

Oh yeah this is exactly what this fuckin world needs a compilation of the greatest fuckin phrases of a bad boy motherfucker in poloshirt who thinks hes a fuckin badass.

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-40 # Guest 2011-04-06 02:05

He's a white ass bitch trying so hard to be black. But who can blame him!

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+27 # Sidecheckkick 2011-04-06 02:45

So dropping F-bombs makes you black, you belittle your own ppl sir.

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+8 # Sambro 2011-04-06 06:59

Quoting Horatio:

He's a white ass bitch trying so hard to be black. But who can blame him!

[youtube]http:/ /www.youtube.co m/watch?v=fPBaO KX7tJQ[/youtube ]

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+5 # Guest 2011-04-06 15:07

huh? you're an idiot. No one wants to be black

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0 # Guest 2011-04-06 15:09

wow, you really hate white people with money :)

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-06 02:34

hahahaha, fucking awesome. The last quote was the perfect fucking ending. Fuck.

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-4 # Guest 2011-04-06 03:07

great video "this isnt survivor you ca't vote him off. beat him off, that didnt sound right did it?"

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-06 03:22

Ah, Andy Wang.

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+5 # KidShowtime 2011-04-06 05:15

Quoting MEOW:

great video "this isnt survivor you ca't vote him off. beat him off, that didnt sound right did it?"

We saw the video :)

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+4 # Guest 2011-04-06 05:54

Are you motherfuckers into Mixed Martial Arts?

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0 # juice lee 2011-04-06 07:55

it does make you wonder how many times he actually says fuck within a 24 hr period

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0 # greatjake 2011-04-06 09:12

FUCK

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+1 # Guest 2011-04-06 10:19

He's fuckin out? YOU'RE FUCKING OUT!

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+3 # Sambro 2011-04-06 10:25

I wonder what word he uses when he's really pissed?

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+3 # FreeLeeMurray 2011-04-06 11:24

As much as I hate Dana White, and I do, that man can really string some curse words together. There's something admirable about that.

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0 # Guest 2011-04-06 17:03

my favourite is "are these motherfuckers even into mixed martial arts?"

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0 # bicker 2011-04-06 17:16

0:25 "...as the heavyweights."

Cue Cain glancing over, looking unhappy...well, looking like Cain, really.

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0 # blackout 2011-04-06 17:23

Thanks for the fuckin props Zeus!

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+5 # killakev 2011-04-06 17:40

Damn Dana looked like a kid in some of those clips. He gained a lot of fucking weight.

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0 # Sambro 2011-04-07 13:43

Fuck was probably DW's kids first word.

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