I'm a girl that likes boys, but after watching this MMAfighting.com Marloes Coenen fight journal I think now I might be in love with Marloes. I still really like guys though, so maybe it's more like a girl or friend crush. I want to go punch stuff with her and then maybe go shoe shopping and have girly drinks and eat lobster with her. In this fight journal she reveals that she really loves lobster and doesn't get to eat it often in the Netherlands. I'm saddened that Marloes had to go to Red Lobster to fulfill her crustacean craving this week. Red Lobster just does not do lobster its full culinary justice.  I'll admit the Cheddar Bay Biscuits there are extra yummy though. The video was filmed in Columbus, Ohio though, so it's not as though there is some lavish lobster hatchery delivering fine fresh specimens right out of the ocean to the table. Columbus has lots of beer and corn-not really a ton of great lobster or seafood. Check out this video and get excited to watch Marloes defend her title tonight against Liz'Girl Rilla' Carmouche.

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0 # Guest 2011-03-05 08:22

what da hell did i just read?

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+2 # Guest 2011-03-05 09:58

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

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+6 # One Two 2011-03-05 08:25

I allready was in love. not sure if its the accent, that shes hot, or a bad ass MMA fighter but still full of girly laughter. Also the fact that she was a huge underdog in the Kaufmann fight which quadrupled all my parlay bets helps.

Hope she gets her KO tonight!

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+3 # Guest 2011-03-05 08:30

but did you touch yourself?

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+13 # ramondestroys 2011-03-05 08:35

Everything about this woman is just beautiful.

Everything.

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+2 # Guest 2011-03-05 08:45

Agreed. She's so womanly!6

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-24 # Guest 2011-03-05 17:02

she looks like a twp bit whore

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+2 # judoka 2011-03-05 17:08

Dude...seriously?
Disliked

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+13 # Guest 2011-03-05 08:37

Her kickboxing combos gave me a boner

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+7 # analXstaphXinfection 2011-03-05 08:58

she can kick my ass any day

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-1 # Cheebo 2011-03-05 09:29

She can eat my lobster any day of the week

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+2 # analXstaphXinfection 2011-03-05 16:07

she could put me in a triangle choke
mmmmmmmmmm

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0 # Guest 2011-03-05 18:41

Guys dont have lobsters.

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+2 # WastedTalent 2011-03-07 14:53

Buster Bluth does, but without the shell.

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+3 # Talengard 2011-03-05 09:36

I'm in love

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+5 # JBonesJones 2011-03-05 10:55

I have a girl crush on Marloes too. I've never met her, but I hear she is the sweetest girl ever. Plus she has real eyebrows. I can dig it.

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0 # Guest 2011-03-05 11:25

AOL?

Dublin, Ohio the birth place of Wendy's? What the hell is happening in the MMA world!

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+3 # Guest 2011-03-05 11:27

Aw crap, as an Ohioan seeing her wear an Ohio State shirt has firmly placed me in crush status.

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+4 # 1251 2011-03-05 11:28

You speak of falling in love with her, as if it should be in the future tense.

Also, WAR CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS!

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+3 # Master E 2011-03-05 13:20

Strikeforce: Feijao vs. Henderson TONIGHT! WTF is it me or is Strikeforce not promoting this much????

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+2 # Guest 2011-03-05 13:23

I didn't get past the 3rd sentence until I messed my pants. Cat in her knee socks in Marloes' guard was I all could see.

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+1 # 1251 2011-03-05 13:46

Quoting SSTs:

I didn't get past the 3rd sentence until I messed my pants. Cat in her knee socks in Marloes' triangle was I all could see.

fixed.

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+2 # wrestle_fuck 2011-03-05 14:06

Where are the cat nudes?

This woman is gorgeous. I want her to sit on my face.

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0 # Guest 2011-03-05 18:43

Has Cat ever posted her photo? I just image her as a brunette with tats down to her forarms, and long thin legs?

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0 # 1251 2011-03-05 19:41

zeus had us vote for her on a Hot or Not site, lol

She was holding her mellons in the store.

Blonde, if i remember.

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0 # Guest 2011-03-05 14:21

if alistair was there, he woulda had 10 lobsters and 20 cheddar biscuits just to make marloes more miserable about the weight cut lolz, jokes aside i really wanted to see her against tate, but this replacement chick doesnt belong with marloes.

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+3 # Guest 2011-03-05 14:34

Dude Alistair eats sharks.

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+1 # Guest 2011-03-05 14:35

Hahahaha soo true. Alistair loves being a HW. I hope Coenen wins by KO tonight.

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+1 # Guest 2011-03-05 15:19

Tate is ducking her. Marloes' ground game is just as good if not better and Marloes' stand up is far more superior. I predict KO.

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+2 # Guest 2011-03-05 14:30

avoiding all the "I'd like to mount her" jokes, she is hot as hell.

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+1 # Guest 2011-03-05 14:46

Soooo hot, want to touch the hiney

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+1 # pubahs 2011-03-05 17:53

makes me proud to be Dutch.

Marloes Coenen is lekker

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+1 # 1251 2011-03-05 20:22

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T ANYONE TELLING HER TO BRIDGE AND EXPLODE!?

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0 # 1251 2011-03-05 20:25

Man, I dunno. I think the fight could have been stopped before that.

I gotta tell you, this EuroSport2 broadcast is hilarious. He kept saying she was in full mount when she was in coenen's full guard, lol

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0 # Sambro 2011-03-05 21:16

Yeah. She could have shrimp out the back. She's not ready for a rematch with Cyborg.

I thought Hendo was going to lose this one.

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+1 # 1251 2011-03-05 21:36

I think I woke the baby up when he got rocked, lol Wasn't expecting it to knock him on his ass Lesnar style

HENDOOOOOOOO, To the walls!

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+1 # Sambro 2011-03-05 21:53

Still can figure out how Shields survived his right hand.

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+3 # 1251 2011-03-05 22:42

Quoting SST:

Still can figure out how Shields survived his right hand.

Pssh! 209 *flips everyone off*

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+3 # Guest 2011-03-06 00:56

she is hot. i want to ask her out on a date and bring her flowers and shit.

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+1 # WastedTalent 2011-03-07 11:03

Bitches love flowers.

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+1 # WastedTalent 2011-03-07 11:05

Sorry, Marloes. I wasn't calling you a bitch. Please don't hurt me.

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0 # Guest 2011-03-06 03:53

She's awesome. Just everything about her. Kind, smart, cute, and can tear people up. lol. Those combos were sick, and did anyone else notice those focus mitt/thai pad things? They were cool. lol

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0 # Guest 2011-03-06 23:45

I want to liberate her from nazis

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0 # Guest 2011-04-18 16:51

Beat tates bubble butt

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