It's amazing how a waffle is made up of little hotel rooms for syrup. If it were not for MiddleEasy, that observation would have died in my short-term memory. I know a guy that lives in an old airplane. I've known him for a long time, so there was no real threat of that being washed away in forgetfulness. Since you guys are already reading this article, I can fit a lot of my personal observations inside and guarantee that people will read them. I also know a guy named Jim Angle that is horrible at geometry. That's true. He lives in Virginia. Let's see -- I would rather choose the 'purple stuff' over Sunny D. I don't need essential vitamins and minerals. I need my tongue dyed purple, accompanied with an extreme sugar rush. Alright, that's enough. I better get to this TUF 13 tryout video before Brock Lesnar realizes that I exist and immediately place me on his list of 'guys that need to be bludgeoned with gigantic viking fists'. [Source]

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0 # Lurch 2011-02-24 16:37

Tony Ferguson's a fucking G!!!! Get'em Tony!!!

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0 # TheCrow13 2011-02-24 16:51

Josh is the real deal. Did he make it?

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+3 # synthsis 2011-02-24 17:16

I'm disappointed by lack of Viking beard.

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+4 # Guest 2011-02-24 19:53

Eric the Red came to him in a vision and said he couldn't have it anymore since he got his ass whooped so badly

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+5 # 1251 2011-02-24 20:40

Damn, son. Eric the Red reference.

Our commenting population must be evolving.

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+15 # judoka 2011-02-24 18:04

"You just tuck your head, and run into them with 280lbs of man! No technique, just brute force!"

"I weigh 170lbs, but yeah, thanks for the advice coach."

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0 # merlin 2011-02-24 18:10

Who are you talking about?

Lol, just kidding

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-8 # Guest 2011-02-24 21:12

lesnar emailed me his beard, and i've been rocking it since his loss. #WARBEARD http://plixi.com/p/79684315

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+5 # Guest 2011-02-25 08:50

FAIL!

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+2 # dazzassj6 2011-02-24 21:26

wow that video reminded me very much of American Idol's audition.

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+2 # judoka 2011-02-24 21:48

Is Dana Paula or Simon?

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+2 # MuayTired 2011-02-25 05:25

He's obviously Randy.

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-1 # Guest 2011-02-25 09:18

JDS makes me people want to cut to 205 so they don't have to deal with him.

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0 # Evan_C 2011-02-25 10:00

And sadface, it's gone now. Oh well, it's out there somewhere.

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+2 # Guest 2011-02-25 10:43

fighters you see in ufc are filtered through joe silva, dana white...& a film producer? WTF, none of these 'judges' are martial artists - all they care about is brandability & marketing!

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