Last night Joe Lauzon had an experience that would make for a good TV show pilot on FX: Two MMA brothers, the younger brother Dan is at the bar, partying it up on a Wednesday night, meanwhile the nerdy, more dedicated, Godzilla loving Joe slumbers in preparation for his UFC sponsored tour of Iraq to cheer up the troops. What a nice guy. At 2am Joe gets a call to head to the ER, his brother has been wounded, stabbed. Ever benevolent Joe books it out the front door to rush to his brother's side and twists his ankle in the process. At the hospital Joe finds out that his younger brother Dan is OK, its just a flesh wound as Monty Python would say, but that ankle Joe just sprained has tripled in size and his trip to Iraq is off! That whole story is true, here's an excerpt of the brothers Lauzon's crazy night straight from Joe's blog:

'I was supposed to leave for Iraq for a goodwill military tour today so I was packing up all of my stuff. A little after 2am, I get a call saying my brother was on his way to the emergency room. I rushed out the door and ended up rolling my ankle on the walkway, fell to the ground and then hobbled to my car. I got to the hospital and gimp walked my way into the ER and found Dan in one of the rooms. Luckily everything was okay and it wasn’t a big deal as was originally thought'

'Unfortunately, my ankle is way more jacked up than I realized. I had so much adrenaline going being worried about Dan, I didn’t even notice how swollen my ankle was.'

'Argh, Dan, what zany antics will you get us into next!?' I think the Lauzon brothers could sell at least 3 seasons of material.

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-6 # 1251 2011-02-17 23:38

Boom-FACE! Jason just jacked my submission story, lol

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+3 # Guest 2011-02-18 05:21

Good Lord... He might be able to explain the size of the ankle but what's a matter with his second toe!!

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+3 # Guest 2011-02-18 08:18

some people just have a second toe that is longer than the first toe. It's not a tumor! It's... it's genetics.

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+2 # Guest 2011-02-18 05:57

I heard it was the Diaz brothers who stabbed him.

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+2 # Guest 2011-02-18 07:30

Buy a goddamn desk, Joe.

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+2 # Guest 2011-02-18 08:19

Funny take Jason, thanks

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+3 # Guest 2011-02-18 08:34

he needed Lightweight Pro...noob

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+2 # chiggs 2011-02-18 09:28

Yeooouch. Shit, thats gonna hurt for awhile, a good lot of the times, a fuckin Sprained is way worse then a break. Rolled mine few years back, an was off feet for good month. Good ole drunken fun probably made it worse as didnt realize how bad it was either an stayed on it, when should have been sittin in emerg. lol. Surprised he didnt get Docs to check it when he hit the hospital checkin on Dan? Hope both a speedy recovery!!
And in a tagteam fight, have to go wit the Diaz bros for sure!! Hook it up Japan/ZST!!, Diaz's vs Lauzon's!!!

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-7 # Sambro 2011-02-18 09:39

That ankle is the least of his worries. His girlfriend is fugly!

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-4 # Apollo 2011-02-18 09:40

Unnecessary Article (includes my unnecessary comment)

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+2 # Master E 2011-02-18 14:11

That's a sprained anterior talofibular ligament if I ever saw one!

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2011-02-18 16:25

It looks like when a snake tries to eat some large prey

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+2 # Guest 2011-03-09 15:41

This girlfriend is a LOT better looking than the last

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