In theory, Canadians seems to be a temperate, docile people, but something is genetically triggered when a microphone is placed in front of them that renders Canadians unable to converse in a social setting. For some reason unbeknownst to science, Ariel Helwani is immune to this genetic defect. He's a mutant of sorts. If Ariel Helwani is the 'Professor X' of his fellow Canadians, then none of these people in this video would be accepted into his 'Institute for Higher Learning'. Props to Cagewriter for the picture.