The word is out that I have an enormous MMA gambling addiction, and apparently some companies want to capitalize on my disease. Let's face it, gambling on MMA is as much of a disease as my addiction of watching The Princess Bride in its entirety whenever it's on TV. Gambling is a disease only if you're losing, in which case, I nearly died after I dropped my July rent on Frank Mir at UFC 100. Luckily, BetDSI has intervened by providing me $1,000 to bet on UFC 124.

Yes, a company gave me one thousand one dollar bills to wager on UFC 124. It's as incredible as you think it is. If it were up to me, I would pocket the $1,000, change my phone number and spend an absurd amount ignorantly -- like buying the DVD set of The Pirates of Dark Water and Out of this World. However, due to contractual obligations, I must spend it all on one punch-drunk gambling spree. The only catch is that I only keep what I earn. Unfortunately, BetDSI does not offer MMA parlays, otherwise if I bet $1,000 on all the underdogs at UFC 124, I could make a cool 52 million dollars ($52,782,000.50 to be exact). Finally, I would have enough to eat breakfast at The W Hotel on Hollywood Blvd instead of that taqueria off of Vermot Avenue. However, BetDSI is the first online betting company to offer Live In-Progress Betting on MMA.

Essentially, this means that you can bet on any live televised event on the UFC 124 card as the fight is actually happening! You don't have to be near a computer to do this. Odds will be available both on the website and direct from your iPhone, Android and Blackberry smart phones.  So whether you are in line at the bar waiting to buy the chick you met an overly expensive drink or waiting to use the bathroom in a Dutch bathroom (Hello Alistair Overeem), BetDSI has you covered for all your MMA wagering needs.

Starting today and leading up to December 11th, I will give you guys updates on what I intend to do with this stack of cash that I must get rid of at UFC 124. Check back tomorrow for your chance to cash in on this amazing $1,000 BetDSI Challenge.

Of course I'm going to let you guys get in on this action. What, you think I'm going to keep $1,000 and not let my readers have a chance of making money too? Come on people, I love you guys. Stay tuned for more gambling antics tomorrow!

Update: Well, tomorrow is finally here so click here to get in on the action!

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+3 # synthsis 2010-12-09 07:58

My heart was broken when you said no parlays. That's my favorite way to lose my money when gambling on MMA.

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+5 # ExonerateSonnen 2010-12-09 07:59

I'd say put it on Pat Audinwood, he's 11-1-1 fighting a guy who doesn't even have a Wikipedia..

Can't go wrong there..

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+4 # Zeus 2010-12-09 08:03

Quoting ExonerateSonnen:

I'd say put it on Pat Audinwood, he's 11-1-1 fighting a guy who doesn't even have a Wikipedia..

Can't go wrong there..

Very good call.

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-1 # Guest 2010-12-09 12:37

Quoting Zeus:

Quoting ExonerateSonnen:

I'd say put it on Pat Audinwood, he's 11-1-1 fighting a guy who doesn't even have a Wikipedia..

Can't go wrong there..

Very good call.

Not necessarily. at one point, Jose Aldo didn't have a wikipedia either.

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0 # Joe Bloggs 2010-12-10 10:38

Yeah, that was probably about the point where he lost. Betting on the guy with a wiki against a guy without is flawless.

I'm surprised the bookies even take odds on fights where that occurs.

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+3 # synthsis 2010-12-09 08:08

$200 on Ricardo Almeida, bump it up to $300 if they let him use his paddle board oar.

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+16 # Guest 2010-12-09 08:09

That's two chicks at the same time money.

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-2 # Guest 2010-12-09 10:43

u need a job?

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+2 # Patrick 2010-12-09 08:29

OUT OF THIS WORLD! I had totally forgotten about that. I wonder why.

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0 # KC Masterpiece 2010-12-09 08:34

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Unfortunately, BetDSI does not offer MMA parlays, otherwise if I bet $1,000 on all the underdogs at UFC 124, I could make a cool 52 million dollars

LOL

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+6 # Guest 2010-12-09 08:35

fuck that...buy a mountain of blow and lock yourself inside for 2 days.

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+6 # synthsis 2010-12-09 08:50

Quoting Logans_Pinky:

fuck that...buy a mountain of blow and lock yourself inside for 2 days.

2 days? rookie.

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0 # Guest 2010-12-09 09:11

The Line on the prop bet for GSP/Kos going over 22.5 minutes at +105 seems like a damn fine bet. I'd wager the $250 max on that, take Big Sexy at +140, and bet on Hazelett at -105. Those seem like the best lines to me.

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-1 # renzo_d 2010-12-09 09:12

bet $500 on KOS

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-8 # Guest 2010-12-09 09:12

Zeus, it's all right if you're trying to make money from sign up referrals, but you shit on your integrity conceal that motive.

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+8 # Zeus 2010-12-09 09:50

Quoting Phony:

Zeus, it's all right if you're trying to make money from sign up referrals, but you shit on your integrity conceal that motive.

I'm not making any money on sign-up referrals. The company literally gave me $1,000 to bet on UFC 124 and I'm offering some of you to get in on the action.

Yet people, like you, will always complain even when I'm literally dipping into my pockets in order to give something to the MiddleEasy audience.

Jackass.

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+2 # Guest 2010-12-09 10:21

haters gonna hate.

we love you zeus

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+1 # Sambro 2010-12-09 11:26

Thanks for spreading the love Zeus (no homo).

Phony would bitch if Paz Vega gave him a $1000 to sit on his face.

Paz Vega:

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0 # Guest 2010-12-09 14:57

Quoting Zeus:

Quoting Phony:

Zeus, it's all right if you're trying to make money from sign up referrals, but you shit on your integrity conceal that motive.

I'm not making any money on sign-up referrals. The company literally gave me $1,000 to bet on UFC 124 and I'm offering some of you to get in on the action.

Yet people, like you, will always complain even when I'm literally dipping into my pockets in order to give something to the MiddleEasy audience.

Jackass.

People will always complain...

From what I have seen in movies....just make sure you don't go on the run with the money...sure you might hook up with a hot chick also on the run but odds are, they will hunt you down and shoot you.

hey you still remember me? Blue Beet? The guy with the ME shirt whom you bought a Audios Motherfucker?

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+1 # Zeus 2010-12-09 16:50

Quoting Guillermo:

Quoting Zeus:

Quoting Phony:

Zeus, it's all right if you're trying to make money from sign up referrals, but you shit on your integrity conceal that motive.

I'm not making any money on sign-up referrals. The company literally gave me $1,000 to bet on UFC 124 and I'm offering some of you to get in on the action.

Yet people, like you, will always complain even when I'm literally dipping into my pockets in order to give something to the MiddleEasy audience.

Jackass.

People will always complain...

From what I have seen in movies....just make sure you don't go on the run with the money...sure you might hook up with a hot chick also on the run but odds are, they will hunt you down and shoot you.

hey you still remember me? Blue Beet? The guy with the ME shirt whom you bought a Audios Motherfucker?

Of course!

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-12-09 21:15

I personally hope you make lots of money on whatever you can for providing a dope website.

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0 # merlin 2010-12-09 09:41

john howard is a pretty good bet at +220

and I think jim miller is a good bet at +110, miller's only lose in the ufc was a decision to maynard (7-1) in ufc i think Oliveira is nasty as hell but I honestly don't think he will submit miller. I have miller by decision

Kos winning would make you some real dough, but obviously gsp is the safe pick. You won't win a lot of money if you pick gsp, might want to think about betting on the other fights.

I'm also picking struve and stevenson (both favorites betting wise)

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0 # LayzieTheSavage 2010-12-09 09:50

Bet the house on GSP

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-1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-12-09 15:20

....and make no money

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-1 # thegunney 2010-12-09 11:04

I dont know who you should put the money on, im just glad someone else shares my love of The Princess Bride! I have it on VHS, DVD, Special Edition DVD and the hardback novel! Oh, and the OST on CD!!

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+1 # harpoonhank 2010-12-09 11:16

what an awesome fucking website

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0 # Sambro 2010-12-09 11:22

Bocek, Doerkson, and Pierson parlay.

$200> $21,250

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0 # killakev 2010-12-09 11:46

Live betting on MMA almost makes me want to start up my gambling addiction again. Unfortunately I will be working that night. Fortunately, I don't have to leave for work until 10:20pm.

Time to throw some money down on MMA again, thanks Middle Easy!

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+1 # dkommel 2010-12-09 11:52

Princess Bride reference for the win!
And fuck those haters who are gonna thumbs down this comment cuz they've never seen the movie and are assuming what it's about based on it's name.

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+1 # Master E 2010-12-09 18:39

Andre the Giant gets rear naked choked in that movie

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+2 # bonchance 2010-12-09 12:02

pierson, doerkson sounds good to me

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-12-09 14:29

Zeus

Charles Olivera and Josh Howard are going to make you some dollars!

Anybody wanna go shoot craps with rent money!

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0 # Guest 2010-12-10 13:12

I'll take that bet.

Miller and Alves are going to destroy.

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0 # greatjake 2010-12-09 17:47

bet it all on jim miller

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0 # Guest 2010-12-09 17:53

GSP is a lock.

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+1 # MYTOR 2010-12-09 20:31

BRO!!!! i fucking LOVE Pirates of Dark Water! I didn't even know there was a dvd boxset. Childhood memories FOR THE FUCKING WIN

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+1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-12-09 21:17

What about Dragon Warrior?

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+1 # ExonerateSonnen 2010-12-10 08:11

I have the series, but it doesn't even compare to the Sega Genesis game.

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0 # Guest 2010-12-10 08:04

Not sure what the odds are on the site your on but at +330, a $1000 bet gets you a $4300 return

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0 # Guest 2010-12-10 11:36

TJ Grant will make you a solid return I know him personally.

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