Last year we discovered that BJ Penn trained with Aquaman and spliced some of his DNA into his own to be able to hop out of pools without using his hands. From that day, the question of whether BJ Penn trains was laid to rest (but whether or not his genetic code has been modified is still up for debate). Later that year, it was revealed at Professor Xavier's Institute for Higher Learning that BJ Penn graduated with the ability to put his leg around his neck without using his hands. Professor X expects BJ Penn to be able to remove his torso and replace it with a box of Frosted Flakes at some point in 2012, but in the meantime, check out 'Prodigimon - Which BJ Penn will you get on fight night?', presented by LBO and MiddleEasy.com. Enjoy.

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+4 # synthsis 2010-11-23 16:02

Which Digimon is the one where he lays on the beach and surfs for 3 weeks leading up to a title fight?

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0 # Rio 2010-11-23 17:42

Probably got to call that one Jay Layzie.

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0 # Guest 2010-11-23 16:10

Why DID BJ dump the Marinoviches?

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+3 # Rio 2010-11-23 17:43

I was wondering the same thing. He was at his best in terms of cardio/and fighting shape (he finally had a six pack lol)

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0 # Joey Jo Jo 2010-11-24 14:19

Heard a rumor regarding BJ wanting the Marinoviches to gradually move out to Hilo from Cali, since BJ craves the home side advantage but Marv didn't get along with his Hawaiian coaching team and/or Marv and Gary "outshone" BJ's old crew too much.

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+10 # Vince 2010-11-23 16:16

Tomas Rios would say that not calling Tanooki BJ 'Raccoon Suit BJ' is pantheon level cluelessness.

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+9 # 1251 2010-11-23 17:25

What a [censored]!

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0 # Guest 2010-11-23 16:37

I'd be willing to bet he left the marinovich camp because marv tried to beat someone up in his entourage. he does that from time to time.

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0 # Mickey 2010-11-23 16:41

More than likely they split because Marv doesnt put up with excuses from wimps who cant keep up with his training regimen. Just ask his son what Marvs thoughts are on losers.

We all know BJ trains in Hawaii because hes a natural slacker.

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+4 # Guest 2010-11-23 16:54

Personally I don't like Rabies Jay. Grosses me out. Takanooki BJ is cool though. I thought I met him one time. Turns out it was just Cabbage Correira.

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+2 # 1251 2010-11-23 17:00

This.. is just amazing.

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+5 # Guest 2010-11-23 17:14

photoshopped

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0 # Guest 2010-11-26 04:24

first

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+3 # Bhannusch 2010-11-23 17:22

this is SYCK!

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+3 # Guest 2010-11-23 19:02

This was really entertaining, do more please.

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0 # SlackBrian 2010-11-23 21:07

I want this as a poster. And then as a wallpaper for my future children's nursery.

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0 # Guest 2010-11-24 02:16

RABIES JAY all day!!

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0 # smolfi 2010-11-24 07:45

hilo kid all dayyyyyyyyy

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0 # ReX13 2010-11-24 08:28

Props, this was some funny shit.

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0 # cecils_pupils 2010-11-24 09:17

pure masterpiece

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0 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-11-24 09:29

Octo Penn rubbha Guhard Brah


Isnt there an episode of Dog the bounty Hunter serving a warrant to Half Korean Zombie?

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0 # Guest 2010-11-25 13:38

You forgot crybaby Penn. The one who runs to Mommy and threatens lawsuits.

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