If Aleksander Emelianenko can attempt to kill a bear with a fork, then he can also attempt to kill it on the microphone while wearing multi-colored clothing and lifting some strange black object. We're not sure why Fedor's baby brother is rocking it on the microphone in front of an audience of screaming Russians, but he is -- and you need to see it. There's no explanation behind this, there doesn't need to be. Sometimes things happen in this universe, and we just have to accept it for what it is.
Check out this video of Aleksander Emelianenko doing what he does best, singing in a boy band with an outfit that makes him look like a wizard's apprentice. [Source]