When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hackers would download plans to build impossible-to-construct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity. There was a thing called 'HERF' which a few claimed could be assembled with parts from Radio Shack and housed in the enclosure of a standard backpack. When the device was turned on, you could allegedly aim the antenna at another electric device and disrupt the machine's circuitry. In short, if Homeland Security existed back in those days, I would have finished the remainder of my high school education in Guantanamo Bay. You don't attract chicks by coding HTML on a Friday night when you should be illegally drinking in someone's backyard. Not at all. Score a one-punch KO at the age of eighteen to earn your first welterweight title and you won't have to worry about someone calling you up with a 36-hour notice to tell you they are unable to go to the senior prom with you (don't think I forgot Alice).

His name is Charlie Ontiveros and you may want to keep this guy in your mental lexicon. Check out the one-punch KO he scored a couple weeks ago that enabled him to receive his first welterweight title at the age of eighteen. [Source]

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+6 # herb137 2010-11-02 09:44

middleeasy is where its at mothafucka

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+18 # Joey Jo Jo 2010-11-02 09:45

This is essentially how 9 out of 10 amateur MMA events end.

Not to sound like an asshole, even though I most likely will, but one guy zigged when the other zagged.
What can you really critique here?

His opponent was open wider than Paris Hilton's soggy vag, he was just begging for it.

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+3 # Guest 2010-11-02 11:56

well said sir.

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+3 # ispitzhotfire 2010-11-02 16:36

Exactly...that other dude looked like he had never trained a day in his life.

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+5 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2010-11-02 10:03

take back the xpired.net domain and turn it into a "whos been cut" website. keep track of who has bit the dust

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+1 # Guest 2010-11-02 12:19

bit of a cliche if i say "im not impressed with your performance." he might be something someday, but im not gonna assume he is just yet. good knock out though.

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+4 # KC Masterpiece 2010-11-02 12:53

"When I was eighteen, I owned Xpired.net which was essentially a hub where all the little high school phreakers/hacke rs would download plans to build impossible-to-c onstruct electromagnetic surveillance devices and other machines that would ensure you would never lose your virginity."

+1 for Zeus' best sentence ever.

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0 # HotSauce 2010-11-02 13:35

It's called a check hook.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D07BhmI-d1g[/youtube]

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+3 # Guest 2010-11-02 14:40

Thanks HotSauce
Geez, listen to all the experts!
The kid won a title with a textbook counterpunch at 18. Missing the point much?

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-5 # Guest 2010-11-02 15:07

Texas baby!!! Texas has a huge amount of talent I went to an amateur show and a 16 year old broke a dudes arm VIA armbar within the 1st minute in his first fight

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+2 # Guest 2010-11-03 05:20

that'S the silva-griffin ko all over again

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0 # Guest 2010-11-07 18:36

well the loser has BAD BADDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDD tecnic its sad that he wins a bad figth and now he is the champ

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