People think I’m kidding when I say that Genki Sudo taught me everything I needed to know about transdimensional movement. I’m not kidding. I actually talked to Genki Sudo and he gave me directions. You can continue doubting me all you want, but I can now shift my consciousness into the fourth dimension whenever the situation calls for it. After spending the entire night watching my parent’s cat try to hunt down a moth hiding behind the sofa, I left the third dimension to hang out with other like-minded individuals. We ended up drinking way too much tequila and started playing EA Sports MMA. Yes, I know the game isn’t out yet, but in the fourth dimension, it was actually released a week and a half ago and these dudes are already pretty good at it.

When I woke up this morning, I was back in the third dimension. I must have passed out and they sent a taxi to take me back. I don’t remember shifting on my own. I’m aware that this sounds like a far-fetched story, but it’s 99% true and luckily I have my cell phone camera to back me up. Check out the first screenshots of the MiddleEasy shirt in EA Sports MMA.

On a completely unrelated side-note, in the fourth dimension, everyone wears green MiddleEasy and UGG boots. Apparently they’re comfortable. Also, there are absolutely no Boston Red Sox fans allowed into the fourth dimension. The last time they came around, the mess and they left earned them a lifetime ban. Genki was not amused at the can of Keystone Light someone spilled all over his Louis Vuitton overcoat.

Don't forget, you can still get the shirt here!

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+2 # Guest 2010-09-23 07:49

ballerish

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0 # Catalyst 2010-09-23 07:59

Congratulations , MIDDLE EASY

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+2 # Guest 2010-09-23 08:04

At least asians look asian...that makes me happy.

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0 # RCV 2010-09-23 08:08

Wow Bauzen that's awesome. Is the shirt going to be available for the Japanese version too?

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-1 # Bauzen 2010-09-23 21:08

I hope so.

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0 # Rawfullz 2010-09-23 08:09

This Middleasy shirt can now tell us what the 4th Dimension looks like

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+3 # Patrick 2010-09-23 08:14

Hey, I got a shirt just like that!

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+5 # Guest 2010-09-23 08:24

I feel so proud everytime I put that shirt on. You guys are awesome! Can't wait to play the game!

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+5 # Guest 2010-09-23 11:29

This game is looking asesome. I dont know what I was thinking talking all that shit

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0 # ligeia420 2010-09-23 13:00

Awesome!!

I'm still waiting for my MiddleEasy shirt to get here!!!!!!!!

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-6 # Sambro 2010-09-23 13:50

I this website, but you guys should have a T-shirt design contest. I wouldn't be caught dead in that ugly green shirt, much less pay for one.

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+2 # ligeia420 2010-09-23 17:03

Quoting SST:

I this website, but you guys should have a T-shirt design contest. I wouldn't be caught dead in that ugly green shirt, much less pay for one.

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+4 # rahliE 2010-09-23 17:14

Bauzen- why does every single article u write have reference to genki sudo, even if it has nothing to do with him???

dont get me wrong, genki's one of my all time fav fighters, but everyone of the article's ive seen recently that u posted has something to do with meeting genki sudo in it... i think everyone gets it, u met genki sudo, congrats dude, no need to rub it into everyone's face

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0 # Bauzen 2010-09-23 21:07

We hang out in the 4th dimension, often.

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0 # ohhjustme 2010-09-24 04:38

Great Response or Greatest Response?

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0 # Tatanka Soldier 2010-09-25 14:39

Thats kool my caf will b rocking that for show!....

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