There are very few people on this earth that can 'out crazy' Viacheslav Datsik and no, Mel Gibson is not one of them. If there was some magical tree that produced little badass fruit that soccer kicked everyone in the groin upon sight, that tree would be named after Viacheslav Datsik. By now you're familiar with Datsik's arrest in St. Petersburg, Russia after he knocked off a chain of cell phone stores, his recent escape from a mental institution by ripping down the gates with his bare hands, the hype video he cut of himself training for his return to MMA and his former psychiatrist confirming that he is indeed completely out of his mind. Today, the nuttiness that is Datsik has elevated to a new realm of sheer 'WTFness'.

MiddleEasy reader Petter J has tipped me off to one of the most ridiculously insane Datsik stories that is apparently making headlines in Norway at the moment. Whenever a Norwegian headline reads 'Armed Nazi-Russian tore down fence and escaped to Norway', you just know the LOLcopter is not that far away. It appears that Viacheslav Datsik tried to get his 'green card' into Norway but was apprehended by the police after he handed over a loaded gun in the immigration office. As of right now, Datsik and two of his friends are in a Norwegian jail and the government is making arrangements for the group to return to Russia. It also seems the case was transferred to an organized crime unit due to alleged ties with Datsik and 'Vigrid', a Norwegian Neo-Nazi organization.

Yes, I realize all of that sounds unbelievable, but thank you for reminding me.

Throughout all of this, Datsik managed to record everything on video and then post it on YouTube. God bless this internet stuff. Enjoy. [Source]

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0 # Guest 2010-09-22 13:34

How the hell did he manage to Norway in the 1st place?

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0 # maskina 2010-09-22 14:10

they ask him during the interview, hard to hear exactly but i think the translator said he took a rubber boat from finland!

I know hes crazy but that is probably impossible.

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+3 # Guest 2010-09-22 15:32

And how the heck did he get to Finland!

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+3 # BRINGMMA2ONTARIO 2010-09-22 13:48

Datsik stories are becoming more popular than Lee Murray stories!!!

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+2 # DockEllis 2010-09-22 13:48

Someone needs to get on translating this.

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+1 # maskina 2010-09-22 14:12

Google translate from norwegian to english is pretty accurate for the news article.

The video has crappy audio and his friend dont speak norwegian very good, the thing I pick up is the guy ask if the gun is real and if the bullets are real and he say yes!

He say he wants to apply for political asylum and protection from the russian gov.

They ask him how and when he got to Oslo and he say yesterday and by rubber boat from Finland!!!!!

And the reason for the video is according to the news is that he wants to show the russian goverment that he escaped them!

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0 # DockEllis 2010-09-22 18:51

Thanks man.

I would also like to thank MiddleEasy for first alerting me to the existence of that crazy bastard.

edit: just to clarify I knew of him because of his knockout of Arlovski but I didn't know the full details of him.

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+9 # smolfi 2010-09-22 14:07

We are doomed. He lives in the future.

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+4 # Reverend Clint 2010-09-22 14:29

Norway must really live in the past if their immigration office looks like that in 2090

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+3 # boloblack 2010-09-22 16:38

Future Datsik travels to Norway's past and somehow this video reached us in the 3.5th dimension?

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0 # Rawfullz 2010-09-22 18:51

........He is of the 4th dimension.

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+1 # JaredHxC 2010-09-23 19:29

Sudo. He's the only one who can handle it now.

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0 # maskina 2010-09-22 14:17

Pretty mindblowing turning on the TV today and the first news story is about crazy russian neo-nazy hands over gun to the police and tries to get political asylum.

And as I didnt think the day could get any better the UFC ppv's gets air'ed on free in norway begining ufc 119

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0 # chiggs 2010-09-22 14:39

Quoting maskina:

Pretty mindblowing turning on the TV today and the first news story is about crazy russian neo-nazy hands over gun to the police and tries to get political asylum.

And as I didnt think the day could get any better the UFC ppv's gets air'ed on free in norway begining ufc 119

Haha hes a fuckin crazy ass mofo!! Guess Norway wants him about as much as Russia does lol.
@Maskina, you speak Norwegian? Is the translation upabove close?

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0 # maskina 2010-09-22 14:53

Ye I speak norwegian and the translation from the comment above about the video is from what I could pick up from the video. Bad audio and bad norwegian from Datsiks translator made it hard to hear everything!

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+1 # Catalyst 2010-09-22 15:53

Viacheslav Datsik is to Zeus what dumbass Presidents are to Comedians.

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+1 # SmellMyFinger 2010-09-22 17:12

That dude is gotta have the IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich.....

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0 # Guest 2010-09-23 03:40

Had he chosen to wear another t-shirt that day and thrown the gun into the lake he crossed he could have been accepted as political asylum-seeker.


Now he listed as neo-nazi and the crime unit is checking him out for the weapon.

Looks very good on your asylum application...

But i would expect less from a crazy person!

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0 # Guest 2010-09-23 03:41

But i *wouldn't* expect less from a crazy person!

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-2 # OneManRiot 2010-09-22 17:12

Damn, dude almost made it. He was all trained up and already had Holzer Reich as a sponsor.

Dana, please intervene and get this guy signed already.

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0 # Guest 2010-09-23 03:36

Thats wasn't the ripoff Hoelzer Reich - this was the real deal Hitler's Reich...

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+1 # Guest 2010-09-22 17:30

Datsik and Jon Koppenhaver really need to start a gym together.

They could staff it with jail inmates and mental patients.

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0 # Guest 2010-09-22 18:30

hahaha amazing thank God I speak and understand Russian too much to translate but basically he says I want to be in Norway now here is my gun lmfao and the guy is like this is a real gun with real bullets this is against the law hahah

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0 # Guest 2010-09-22 18:32

the lady asks him how did u get here? he's like on a boat with a single engine hahahahahahaha

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+1 # Guest 2010-09-22 21:38

I hope he enjoyed the anal fisting he got.
Btw, nice tapout tshirt, Roy Nelson must be jealous of him.

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0 # powers 2010-09-22 22:19

I'm surprised no one has done this yet...
speaking of datsik
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRdMHbzjrlU[/youtube]

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+1 # SpilledBagofIce 2010-09-23 02:21

A reality show with Dan Quinn & Datsik would be fascinating. Imagine all the incoherent babbling about Hitler & Stevia.

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-2 # Guest 2010-09-23 02:46

so this video is from 2090? i didnt know nazi could time travel... btw 'fighters' like these need to get there head cracked by overeem, yvel, congo or any other big colored mma fighter

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0 # Guest 2010-09-23 07:05

lol. his buddy tells the lady he took the boat over with a gun and would like to turn the gun in willingly! haha. some funny stuff if you understand Russian.

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0 # Guest 2010-09-23 10:13

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0 # dkommel 2010-10-08 11:10

Hahahaha maybe he moved to Norway to start a black metal band.

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