I'm over the Josh Barnett Affliction steroid scandal. Now I will move onto other pertinent things like why would this action figure of Josh Barnett have three severed hands included in the package? What kind of demented toy maker would do that? The message they're sending to kids is that anyone can comfortably rock up to three severed hands and society will be alright with it. Just put them in your backpack children, your teachers won't mind.

Mauro Ranallo has a radio show that I was completely unaware of until this morning. On the show, Ranallo threw four names at Barnett and told him to select the one fighter who would be the greatest choice from a business and 'personal' standpoint. Barnett's answer may surprise you (although it probably won't since you've read the title of this article, damn).

“You know, one thing that just seems to keep following me around like a bad small is a match-up with Andrei Arlovski, I don’t know why. It doesn’t matter whether he’s on a losing streak or a winning streak or Japan or the US, his name keeps popping up consistently. So I imagine he’s probably going to be the first on the list.”

The other fighters offered to Barnett in this hypothetical scenario were Fedor Emelianenko, Bigfoot Silva and Alistair Overeem. I think someone needs to inform Tom Atencio of this. [Source]

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0 # Guest 2010-09-17 12:41

I WANT THAT DOLL FOR BOYS

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+1 # Guest 2010-09-17 12:54

"bad small"=bad smell?

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+2 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2010-09-17 14:18

That doll comes with dirty urine, you can see the severed hand holding the cup and its overflowing.

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+1 # Guest 2010-09-17 15:46

ooo Arlovski better be looking forward to getting choke-slammed

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0 # Guest 2010-09-17 16:27

You can switch his hands around. One of them is clearly holding a hypodermic filled with HGH.

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0 # Coq-MMA-Fan 2010-09-17 16:53

that "Action figure" doesn't have a big enough muffin top to be Josh Barnett

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+3 # Guest 2010-09-17 20:49

I don't know about the extra hands, but Nick Ring approves of those hooker boots Barnett is wearing.

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0 # powers 2010-09-18 00:07

http://twitter.com/blegmar/status/24741681048 Yeah about 24hours ago I said the same thing.

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0 # Guest 2010-09-19 01:41

Does it come with a hypodermic needle?

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0 # Cheebo 2011-11-14 00:57

I will NEVER be over it..

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