Alright people, so we're on the move to that wonderful place known as 'The Ultimate Chaos' (cue the theme music). Interviewer Dick 'Starscream' Grayson (yeah, I don't understand it either) and I will be attending the perhaps the biggest fight human history has every witnessed...all condensed in the confines of one small cage (or ring, we're not sure). You can read the article we've written about this extinction level event. Bob Sapp vs. Bobby Lashley is like the primary reason why the dinosaurs were wiped off the face of the earth. These are two of the biggest human beings imagination can even construct. We can't wait to be in the presence of such a primal force. You also have the spleen taste-tester extraordinare, Gilbert Yvel, who by the end of the night may claim everyone's entrails and use them as a decorative necklace. 

So we're just about to head out, if we by someone extraordinary feat of human agility, survive this MMA event...be sure to look for exclusive content, interviews and even perhaps me sharing a cosmopolitian with known other than Vice President of Affliction, Tom Atencio (he's fighting too!). Best weekend ever. Check out The Ultimate Chaos' official website for more info.  

Since Dick 'Starscream' Grayson and I are on the road, and administrator 'Banguiz' is currently relearning english...the site will not be updated until we arrive at The Ultimate Chaos.