Brock Lesnar is what every little boy wanted to be when they were growing up before accepting a meek existence of being locked inside a cubicle for the rest of their life. Lesnar hunts his own food with a shotgun, lives on a ranch located on top of a mountain with his Playboy centerfold girlfriend. He punches people in face for a living, has more muscles than God and Jesus combined and on top of that he has a friggin sword tattooed on his chest. That was pretty much the blueprint for every kid who tried to make an improvised weapon from a rubber band, rock and gum wrapper in elementary school. Somewhere down the timeline of your childhood, your parents brainwashed you into thinking a formal education is what you needed to progress in society. Now you're in your mid-twenties, working a job you've always hated and on every Monday you have to listen to an overweight soccer mom tell you what antics her stable of stray cats did the previous weekend. Above all else, you make a fraction of what Brock Lesnar makes to fight inside of a cage. Your parents were wrong. Now you have a justifiable reason to hold resentment towards them. Take that family therapist.

MMAJunkie broke the news that Brock Lesnar will make a flat $400,000 at UFC 116 regardless of if he loses the UFC heavyweight title. That's a far cry from Shane Carwin's salary of $40,000 up front and another $40,000 if he wins. At least Shane Carwin gets a fleet of free boats which is only cool if you live in a part of America that has a body of water not filled with BP oil. Another disclosed salary is Sexyama who will get a flat $45,000 to walk in the cage and another $25,000 to win. For stepping in for Wanderlei Silva with only a few days notice, Chris Leben will get $43,000 to show and another $43,000 to grab the W. [Source]

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+3 # Ji Arr 2010-07-02 13:51

If Carwin loses he should seek out a superfight with Fedor. I can't believe he's getting paid chump change compared to guys like Lawler and Babalu in Strikeforce.

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0 # Guest 2010-07-02 14:01

1. I love that the file extension on MMAJunkie is .mma

2. Don't forget that Lesnar definitely gets a cut of the PPV revenue. Not sure how much they get, but even if it's like 20 cents for every buy... that's still $160,000 more if UFC116 hits 800,000 buys.

3. Leben got $70,000 plus $25,000 KotN honours at the Ultimate Fighter 11 Finale. Dude is earning good money!

4. There is no four.

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+4 # minotauro 2010-07-02 14:37

Thats fucked, the winner of the ufc 1 tournament winner made more money than carwin will make

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+3 # Guest 2010-07-02 15:34

A sword? I know that's what he says, but c'mon - We all know what it looks like. Is Brock really THAT scary, that we don't dare flat out say he has a giant vein-covered blood-dripping wang tattoed on his... OH MY GOD, HE'S AT MY FRONT DOOOO;laskjdfoiu x/0

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0 # Guest 2010-07-02 20:02

Quoting Krizalid:

A sword? I know that's what he says, but c'mon - We all know what it looks like. Is Brock really THAT scary, that we don't dare flat out say he has a giant vein-covered blood-dripping wang tattoed on his... OH MY GOD, HE'S AT MY FRONT DOOOO;laskjdfoiu x/0

LOL great post man great post...

I can say what ever I want about Brock and hes not doing shit! I have the entire Minnesota Vikings training camp in my back yard and lets face it he doesn't want to show his face there again anytime soon.. :)

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0 # Guest 2010-07-02 21:31

hahahaha brock must have loved letting his fraternity brothers titty fuck him to get a dick tattoo on his chest just as a reminder of the good ol'days

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+1 # minotauro 2010-07-03 01:31

oh yeah, epic intro paragraph btw

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0 # Combo_Breaker 2010-07-04 00:59

Im going to reply to your comment, because simply thumbs upping isn't enough to show my agreement with that statement.

(But I wouldn't have used "epic" personally)

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