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Say hello to Kimbo 2.0, he makes his MMA debut next month PDF Print E-mail
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Tuesday, 23 February 2010 10:51

Dada 5000 sounds like a game attachment you would put on your Sega Genesis. Look at that. Now I just ensured a guaranteed ass beating from "Dada 5000 aka 'Da Spartan'". That's his 'official name' but the internet will probably know this guy as 'Kimbo 2.0'. He hails from the same state of Slice and his head is also uniquely proportioned to have bizarre facial hair/hair cut combos. Dada 5000 is making his MMA debut on March 5th in Hollywood, Florida at the Action Fight League - Rumble at the Rock 2. He's fighting some dude with a slightly less spectacular name, Cedric James in the main event. There's a video of Dada 5000 hyping his MMA debut that you will probably mass mail to all of your friends later today.

 

Bonus Clip! Since I spent the last 7 minutes of my life looking at this amazing documentary Telemundo put together for Dada 5000's organized backyard brawls, here is something else you can do to delay doing actual work just a little longer.

 


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0 # 2010-02-23 04:33
what the fuck is mma coming too i mean really, im a kimbo slice fan for different reasons than most but really dada5000 lmfao
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0 # Xolociano 2010-02-23 04:41
I fucking LOOOOOOVE the Internet!
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0 # 2010-02-23 05:09
4:15 of the second clip-- is it just me or is the guy with his back more to the camera saying "WTF you hugging me for?? after the post-fight embrazo"
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0 # 2010-02-23 06:07
This crap is funny as hell!!!! LMAO!!
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0 # 2010-02-23 06:09
Haha that was stupid shit...

Grown men behaving like retards.
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0 # 2010-02-23 06:12
Did he say "One half bull, the other half Gorilla?" LOL!!!
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0 # PopaSmurf 2010-02-23 07:20
when ya actually want a terrorist to plot an attack they dont... bummer... anyway.. THIS IS RIDICULES!!!! a REAL MMA fighter would embarrass these fools, no doubt!
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0 # 2010-02-23 10:59
Does he even fight?
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+1 # 2010-02-23 12:40
ha why is it all black people or rappers think they have some "secret" or "phenomenon" because they have a big friend or cuz they can rhyme words together? Seems like they are great at hyping up the dumbest shit. Hey ur not fucking special get over it. These guys are a joke and makes mma look ghetto and trashy. Hey ur not fucking special get over it.
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0 # 2010-02-23 12:48
how uneducated are these guys that they let the fight at 5:45 continue after the guy gets knocked out 3 times! These dumbasses are gonna get somebody killed...This is why stupid people shouldn't reproduce.
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0 # Ilovemma 2010-02-23 16:12
There was a nice attempt at a 12 to 1 elbow on the spine in one of the fights... Yeah can you spell p a r a p l e g i c ?

... Grrrrreat for MMA..... : / Glad to see the respect though and people having something to do other than crime like that one dude was saying I guess...
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0 # 2010-02-24 04:05
They are wearing the Pride belt!!! ? Though Zuffa would have a bigger production... even if this was "so organized, and so gutta"
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0 # 2010-02-24 07:33
Hold so he's making his MMA debut but he hasn't even fought once on camera? What a gip.
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0 # 2010-02-24 11:14
I don't know if anyone cares at all that Ana Maria Polo is the woman they showed at the end of the second vid. She is a court judge for a show on Telemundo called "Caso Cerrado". The show is like "Judge Judy".
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