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| Written by Zeus |
| Sunday, 07 February 2010 09:14 |
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Last night, Joe Rogan said Tito Ortiz had a 10th degree black belt in drama. I wonder where you get those. Actually, no I don't. I don't waste my time wondering about insignificant, theoretical martial-arts belts. It's just not what I do. I prefer to create articles based on what some guy said when he was walking around Las Vegas with his porn star girlfriend. Yeah, that's entirely more productive. Check out the clip from last night when Tito Ortiz decided to rain on Coleman's parade with a death threat.
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RILY? The UFC was doing great last year: Big cards, Big fights, Good Press, Happy fans. Now their all like Tito vs Liddell 3 and like Kimbo is grizate (thanks lookoutawhale productons) and like "lets get soma dat blood I mean oil money" (its not like that oil came from Texas, oh wait Fuckstick Bush owns all dat, nevermind) and like "we got the bes fights period and everyone else is gheydouchulous."
I know Strikeforce totally had 2 canndy fights, but something tells me their not- what is the word..."I'll say what ever I have to to sell a fight and make money" to the level that UFC is pushing right now.
P.S. Nick Diaz takes GSP
THATS WHAT E SAID!
Thank you.
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