I want to write a screenplay about Kimbo Slice finding a portal to a holographic dimension inside a Chinese Buffet in Abeline, TX and send it to him. Then, I want write a screenplay about him pretending like he understands any of what I'm talking about. In reality, I'm working on a book deal that has nothing to do with MMA, but inversely has everything to do with MMA. If everything goes through, the book will be targeted to children, since the publisher thinks I would set a good example for today's youth. I wonder how many shots of Jaggermeister that publisher had before she made that statement, but I'm setting the over/under at five. In the meantime, check out this video from Sexto Round of Anthony Pettis telling the media that Nate Diaz calling him out is just an attempt to keep his name in the media and if he does want to fight him, he'll take that 'easy payday.'