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War Machine is a fugitive and should be considered 'armed and dangerous'

If a dude is named 'War Machine', cops can't really call that a 'manhunt'. They can call it 'what's the probability of me being knocked out by an MMA fighter turned porn-star' hunt but who the hell wants to say that out loud. It's official, Las Vegas Police are hunting War Machine and if you manage to come in contact with him, he should be considered armed and dangerous. Here's the official story from NBC 3 News in Las Vegas.

A man who trained to use choke-holds in the fighting ring is accused of beating and choking his girlfriend.

According to Metro, 28-year-old Jonathan Koppenhaver got into a violent fight with his girlfriend and attempted to strangle her.

He also has a record that includes obstructing a police officer and possession of a stolen firearm.

Koppenhaver is a white adult male standing 5'11" tall and weighing 185 pounds with brown hair and brown eyes.

His last known address was in the 5000 block of West Hacienda in Las Vegas.

Koppenhaver goes by the names "War Machine" and "War Hammer," and also has a very distinctive hand grenade tattoo on the left side of the neck

Metro says Koppenhaver should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information is asked to call CrimeStoppers at 385-5555.

War Hammer? Dude is an MMA fighter/porn star, not some character out of Mortal Kombat. War Machine we understand, but War Hammer? Come on. [Source]

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0 # The Axe Murderer 2009-12-01 10:12
Maybe WarHammer is is porno name
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0 # 2009-12-01 10:15
Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary...

What in the shit is this guy thinking? Shoulda stayed in the UFC and taken that shit out in the octagon.

What's the bet Koppenhaver is looking for attention?
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0 # Beefheart 2009-12-01 13:52
Who the fuck is Koppenhaver? Didn't he legally change his name to War Machine? Also, I like how the article or report or whatever only mentions the fact that he smacked his girlfriend (probably accidentally) and not that he floored like 10 guys at the same time easily.

This is bullshit, War Machine deserves his freedom!!!
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0 # 2009-12-02 00:06
5 guys - don't exagerate and he allegedly smacked his girl in the face. Never heard anything about strangling.

Would seem odd during a party to smack the girl and the try to strangle her while everyone is looking. Even he should be smarter than that - meh...maybe not

That's the difference between all those well build trained porn actors and a MMArtist.
Both look ripped but only one can fight the other just fuck.

I don't hope that some stupid, fat, overanxious donut-eatting asshole in uniform puts a bullet in him.
There are always two sides of a story.
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0 # 2009-12-02 00:10
Actually it wasn't 5 guys from what I heard. It was like 12 guys and it was announced as 12 guys from multiple websites. So he wasn't exaggerating.
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