• Written by MiddleEasy @MiddleEasy

A lesson in getting drunk and challenging a Kung Fu master

Where is the little warning on the beer label that tells you not to drink irresponsibly and challenge a Kung Fu master, or whatever this guy is? Let's just say that he's extremely proficient in his chosen martial art, and that's all you need to know. So, let's go so far and say the little warning on the alcohol of your choice should read like this:

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects. (2) Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, and may cause health problems. (3) You should not challenge Kung Fu masters to fights after consuming alcoholic beverages, unless you are also a Kung Fu master, in which case - record the fight at the very least.

Don't be that guy. Don't be this guy. Drink and fight responsibly. Distributed in White Plains, New York.

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