I used to live in Texas. I'm well aware of how busterish the state can react towards anything that doesn't support Christianity, high school football or the glorification of brisket BBQ in some form. Texas is a land stuck in time -- a time when people thought the world was flat. The only haven of that gigantic state is Austin, TX -- the capital of highly improbable weirdness. I met an exotic dancer that learned English from listening to Wu-Tang Clan the last time I was out there. That's the extent of my knowledge about Austin, TX. Actually, all of that disdain mentioned earlier is reserved solely for Dallas, TX. Never go to that place.

There's a thing called SXSW -- I'm sure you've heard of it. It's actually still going down throughout the rest of the week. You're free to take as many hallucinogenic drugs as possible while you're listening to the acoustic styling of Riff-Raff -- but just don't bully a crowd of innocent people or else this may happen. Props to @bigwillthechamp for the find.

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+39 # TDM 2013-03-15 14:55

Violent and completely deserved. Rewatch to look at the guy in the grey to see him planning.

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+1 # Buckley 2013-03-16 10:43

My favourite is all the Internet tough guys saying "He shoulda squared off, what a bitch move", when the evidence is there that NO ONE was willing to do that there. Sure, you claim you'd square off now, be in the situation and see if your balls drop as quickly as they do on the Internet. See how willing you are to say "hey bro, let's fight!". Everyone either backed off, or busted out their cameras to get footage of a drunk idiot taking cheap shots at people who didn't want to fight, and accidentally caught footage of one guy with some stones willing to defuse the situation.

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-5 # Sambro 2013-03-16 11:09

This video is full of PUSSIES!

Som'thing fake Cats Panties would do.

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+35 # SkeetEmUp 2013-03-15 14:57

Sweet, sweet street justice

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+13 # DaDon 2013-03-15 15:05

im nt saying that wasent deserved but dam the the hell is up with all these mofos an their cheepshots? if im goin to put my hands on some one i want to make sure they remember the face of the person who whooped ther ass ...

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+10 # uhhhhh 2013-03-15 15:14

i dont think hes worried about his legacy living on through the eyes of guy getting his block knocked off...specially not with that many ppl watching and phones out.

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+22 # SQUASHYBOOTS 2013-03-15 16:39

Don't worry, the guy will have this video to remember him by forever.

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+16 # shmee 2013-03-15 15:14

Texas bitches, that shit is real. Also, fuck the college boy blabing about the dude being in a coma, go give that fucker some mouth to butt hole if you're dr.fuckingsavea hoe.

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+29 # Shamed 2013-03-15 15:24

So this is what Jamie Yaeger has been up to since his TUF stint.

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+50 # Cant un-see dad dong 2013-03-15 15:25

Dude was probably super confused when he woke up surrounded by horses.

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+1 # joesumo26 2013-03-15 15:41

very funny

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+47 # Smashida 2013-03-15 15:27

I like how the guy says "BOOM!" on impact

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+12 # Sacramento Top Team 2013-03-15 16:17

He was humming "Here Comes the Boom" to psyche himself up before he threw the punch.

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+6 # ispitzhotfire 2013-03-15 17:03

And again when he kicks the guy.

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+11 # jman 2013-03-15 15:29

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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+23 # haha 2013-03-15 15:30

ahahahahah I wish that would happen to SST

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+12 # Cats Panties 2013-03-15 16:17

If I had to guess what SST looks like, it'd be that guy. Plus 20 pounds

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-8 # Sambro 2013-03-16 11:11

Quoting haha:

ahahahahah I wish that would happen to SST

That's the only way you'd knock me out pussy! Cunt cheap shot bitchfag!

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-8 # Sambro 2013-03-16 11:11

10% body fat fagface!

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-16 # perpatraitor 2013-03-15 15:33

I live here. Mostly non violent. So I will say that dick needs to learn bjj. He might catch an assault charge now and could have killed that guy. Choking him out or pinning him would have been just as cool. Perhaps cooler...

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+10 # atavisticink 2013-03-15 19:42

you sure do live there

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+8 # Mister Fister 2013-03-15 15:36

While I don't condone what this knucklehead was doing the dude in the grey shirt is a pussy too. Sucker punching someone is weak and the mark of a pussy. He should have gained the dickheads attention and stood toe to toe with him and then ko'ed him. I hate sneaks.

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+5 # atavisticink 2013-03-15 19:43

karma is a mysterious bitch. She always comes when you least expect it.

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+18 # enrikk 2013-03-16 00:59

Trust me, the guy in the grey shirt is much less of a pussy than the other 45 people standing around with their phones out while two guys were getting punked by a belligerent assclown.

I sometimes wonder what the world would be like if more people were prone to sucker punching assholes in public. I suspect people like Hitler wouldn't have been as feared or gotten as powerful. And watching him get decked on stage by one of his generals would have been hilarious.

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+14 # Rob 2013-03-15 15:42

"BOOM! BOOM!" - Glorious Grey-Shirted Defender of Music Festival Justice

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+27 # stevia junkie 2013-03-15 15:43

Did that dude in the grey add his own sound effects?

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+17 # joesumo26 2013-03-15 15:44

funny is that white guy that gets popped one still cant land a free kick when dude is knocked out.

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+2 # SkeletorViaElbows 2013-03-15 15:47

HE DID A KIAI ON BOTH OF HIS STRIKES. THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED.

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+6 # SQUASHYBOOTS 2013-03-15 16:45

Right before he throws that punch you can see him telling his friend that it's about to go down.

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+11 # SQUASHYBOOTS 2013-03-15 16:45

Also, that friend will tell that story for years. "He said, 'I'm going to hit him.' Then he said, 'BOOM.'"

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+3 # damn 2013-03-15 17:54

That was like watching Rua vs Liddell 2

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-5 # w0rg 2013-03-15 18:27

I'm actually headed to SXSW in the morning, I live roughly an hour from Austin. I'M GONNA PUT A FRATE TRANE ON SUM HIPSTERS

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+5 # meh 2013-03-15 18:42

the video seems to suggest that was deserved, so it is what it is. all these kids and their cameras are so fucking lame though. i seriously hate that shit, they are all drones that can't just experience a moment. everything has to be documented to share or post. last concert i was at when the openers were playing their set only myself and my friend were excited, everyone else just had their cameras out not moving and staring.

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-9 # meh 2013-03-15 18:44

the fact that be says boom you can tell dude is a lame too. likely the only time he throws a punch is when people aren't looking or getting hopped by a crowd

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+15 # atavisticink 2013-03-15 19:48

you always supply your own sound effects on the streets.

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0 # Asshole 2013-03-16 08:56

Sports science did an episode about making kiai or other sounds when striking. It tricks the opponents brains the level of intensity the hit will be. Increases the likelihood of a ko by a double digit percentage.

In some cases, just making the sounds and barely touching the guy can severely harm or straight ko the guy.

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-2 # meh 2013-03-16 08:58

kiai come from the diaphragm hence the extra impact, it's like singing. he just said boom from his chest, doesn't enhance shit aside from the fact that he's a pussy even more so than the asshole who was instigating things.

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+10 # redrocket...yummm! 2013-03-15 20:21

There's a part of me that finds it funny and all but a bigger part makes me pissed at how retarded people are

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+2 # hi-scores 2013-03-15 20:46

That vid is fkn rediculous, yeah the guys an asshole, but you don't sucker punch someone full force, on pavement. Brain injury/trauma, concussion. He could have stepped in, broke it up or atleast square off with the guy like a man. And lol at the sheep with their cell phone cams.

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-4 # frankensteve 2013-03-16 01:40

While SXSW is a music festival, that was just on 6th street in downtown.

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+2 # EmperorThai 2013-03-16 04:04

Dude deserved to have his soul taken by a thunderous right from the netherworld.

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+4 # Chokocasket 2013-03-16 07:40

This is every Cro-mags song summed up in one video

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+4 # penisthong 2013-03-16 07:46

Afro down.

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+3 # mookiestick 2013-03-16 09:06

The dude in the grey shirt doesn't really like people whistling...
Epic....

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+3 # Danger Waffles 2013-03-16 09:28

so that's what Charlie Brenneman has been up to lately..

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+2 # Will-Kill 2013-03-16 12:25

I don't understand...

If there is no ref, then there are no rules.

Hence a streetfight.

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