I feel like a better person after 28 minutes of watching The Last Emperor patiently teach his Russian pupils the inner secrets of his vast and reaching knowledge of the MMA game. It's videos like these that make me realize how much I miss Fedor, and it's also videos like these that make me want to extrapolate on daydreams of Fedor coming back for one last run atop the GOAT mountain. Ugh, no. I won't get sucked back into an argument with myself about where Fedor would stand in a hypothetical scenario in which Fedor is in the UFC heavyweight division (I think he would still be top ten), because in my dream, Josh Barnett and Fedor fight in the UFC. And in this dream, I'm also a millionaire and have a machine that dispenses an unlimited amount of Twizzlers and Nibs. Solid dream.

The knowledge that Fedor will most likely never step foot in a ring or cage again doesn't make this video any less satisfying, which is typical Fedor. He makes people feel good. Watch on.

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+17 # EmperorThai 2013-03-10 18:13

I love you Fedor!! (no homo)

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+8 # asdf 2013-03-10 18:37

The bag died when Fedor took off his gloves.

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-28 # Cats Panties 2013-03-10 18:39

And for just 9.99 more, he'll teach you how to go undefeated for 10 years by fighting nobodies.

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+21 # bosswell 2013-03-10 20:41

BOOO! BOO THIS MAN!

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-12 # Cats Panties 2013-03-10 23:23

SST made me do it.

Ps, he's a huge DBZ

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+10 # Lefthea D. Kick 2013-03-10 19:39

I'd give him my first born child to have him teach me everything he knows.

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-17 # Palipat 2013-03-10 21:31

He should be teaching how to pad your record, instead of MMA.

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+10 # Morfan Slaveman 2013-03-10 21:44

After Fedor death calendar should get set back to 0 A.D

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-3 # seanald 2013-03-10 22:24

why didnt he do that escape with bigfoot?

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+10 # sometimesicrossdress 2013-03-11 01:31

Russians are an interesting breed. They all seem unable to grow hair and weigh less that 185lbs.

Russians.

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+5 # tittybaby 2013-03-11 12:38

their women are either old fat hairy women or models.

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+3 # Sidecheckkick 2013-03-11 05:56

speaks russian and never was more happy about it.

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+8 # wrestle_fuck 2013-03-11 07:37

Fedor has been rocking the same pair of shorts for the last 5 years.

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