Someone out there will watch all 23:17 minutes of Nick Diaz doing work on a speed bag. If you want to donate your hard-earned time to the 209, then let me encourage you to write a three-paragraph essay on the video, complete with a cohesive introduction and sturdy closing. You will not only be graded on grammar, but transitional sentences, how well you articulate your topic, along with syntactical structure. This essay will count towards your final exam grade -- which all of you shouldn't be late for. Actually, if you're late, we're going to deduct 10% off your test score and then give you a nasty stamp at the top of your paper. Damn. Screw you, AP English. C+ student for life.

Nick Diaz didn't have to worry about the agita of English class because he dropped out of high school in order to be a professional fist-in-face master. Since he's your favorite fighter, we know you want to watch this twenty three-minute long video of Nick Diaz punishing a speed bag. What did that vinyl do to him? The world may never know.

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-18 # io331 2013-03-10 14:00

You gotta do what you gotta do when you don't have money to bring over decent sparring partners because you blew it away on year long suspensions and pointless lawsuits.

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+47 # monstruito 2013-03-10 14:15

HO LY FUCK HE WAS GETTING PAMPERED AT THE END!

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+2 # han solo 2013-03-11 08:39

lol
im looking foward to this week.
cant think straight, cant work right, only think about the press conference/inte rviews/open workout, etc.
I think im more excited by the "media obligations" than the fight itself

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+14 # Chokocasket 2013-03-10 14:19

That shit was sounding like the double bass on angel of death.

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+9 # GINRUMMY 2013-03-10 17:26

Too bad they kicked out Dave Lombardo.....

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+38 # HempForceProtein 2013-03-10 14:24

Nick is crazy motherfucker indeed, i just wish he could stop the first tkd attempt so i can see the panic in GSP's eyes. Let's go Nick !

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+2 # Mortimer 2013-03-10 14:40

The future champ doing his homework

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+36 # imbjj 2013-03-10 16:29

I watched all 23 minutes.... I need to get a job

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+20 # Shmee 2013-03-11 06:13

I watched all 23 minutes...at my job.
;)

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+11 # jk 2013-03-11 09:04

I need to get your job!

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+28 # Lefthea D. Kick 2013-03-10 16:47

I thought "there is no way this is actually just 23 minutes of Nick Diaz on a speed bag", turns out it was.

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+16 # AND IT WAS 2013-03-10 17:27

AMAZING!

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+8 # Just Sayin 2013-03-10 18:44

Your move GSP

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-19 # TheTruth 2013-03-10 19:04

That's such a trendy, bitch thing to say. So is your name. Probs buddies with Askren

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+14 # Asshole 2013-03-11 00:43

Your Moms nickname is Trendy. Everyone's doing her

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+5 # arieldiaz 2013-03-10 19:49

I'm ready to fight y'know...

it's whatever

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+7 # NinjaNick 2013-03-10 23:37

Nice, but speedbags don't double leg takedown and lay and pray back.

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-3 # Shmee 2013-03-11 06:15

Well it's probably a good thing this isnt the only traneing ND does then is it.

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+25 # sometimesicrossdress 2013-03-11 01:33

I watched all 23 minutes. I feel fitter and my striking has improved.

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+16 # H 2013-03-11 02:14

Along with watching porn there is nothing else that makes you feel quite as inadequate as watching pro fighters trane

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-10 # Cheeboer 2013-03-11 07:03

Pro fighters train. People like you trane.

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+1 # han solo 2013-03-11 08:23

now that's a beautiful specimen

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-4 # connertreffry 2013-03-11 15:31

worst video ever

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