Justin Wren looks like the first guy you see when you arrive in Asgard. He goes by 'The Viking' not because he rocks a full beard and drains his own cauliflower ear as a past time. They call Justin Wren 'The Viking' because he pile drives dudes directly into the center of the planet and leaves them there without a ticket back to the surface. If you had to assemble a team of hybrid viking/X-Men, Wren would be at the top of that list (shortly followed by Keith Jardine and Technoviking). Justin Wren is also a big boy. A really big boy according to my old roommate who scored aisle seats next to him on an airplane back from Vegas. According to the kids of Congo, he also has some of the most amazing arm hair known to humankind.

Check out what happens when a group of children see a white guy for the first time and then expect every Caucasian to look like Justin Wren for the rest of their life. This was also the same reaction Bauzen had when he met Genki Sudo for the first time.

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-29 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-02-27 16:33

those kids are idiots. it's just hair.

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+11 # acro 2013-02-27 20:43

Please tell me your being sarcastic.

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-10 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-02-28 05:40

no, dude, seriously, it's just hair. wtf?

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+13 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2013-02-27 17:37

If someone asks if you're a god, you say yes

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+2 # TDM 2013-02-27 17:40

I can't believe that's really Justin Wren. I just saw this on reddit a little while ago.

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+4 # Sonnensault 2013-02-27 23:34

It's racist to just assume those are all Cheick's kids.

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+3 # RondasManAss 2013-02-28 00:05

that was awesome

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0 # wessnipes 2013-02-28 02:28

A little creepy, not in a peado way. They just seemed more interested in the camera, he was more interested in getting his hair ruffled.

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+4 # Hairy Potter 2013-02-28 08:34

Don't you guys remember that last year the insides of his mouth were melting, liquefying in the most horrific way possible? Was that mouth cancer? Anyway, damn, it's good to know he's still alive... I tough he wouldn't make it.

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+2 # Sherko 2013-02-28 13:36

Justin is awesome. The world needs more people like him.

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+2 # Sambro 2013-02-28 18:58

I wish all black people could be little African kids.

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-1 # Mr magoo 2013-03-01 12:54

Congratulations now you got 10 new diseases

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