The reason why I've never been punched in the face by an MMA fighter is because I've never registered my profession as an MMA fighter. KJ Noons' dad nearly hit me once, but that's the closest that I've ever come to being in a fight with anyone involved in the fight business. Granted, if you are indeed in the fight business -- you must fight. Heck, it's even a rule in Fight Club. Therefore when an individual tries to avoid fighting as much as possible we can call him Kalib Starnes, or this guy from AMFC Male Fighting Championship.

Of course the irony is this guy fights in a promotion that has 'Alpha Male' in the title. In reality we're just sad for him. Sure he has the 'cool' tattoos and shaved head -- he looks like a fighter, but that's simply where it ends. We only hope this guy finds his true calling in life, but MMA is just not one of them. Trust us guy -- we're saving you a lifetime of medical bills and damaged brain cells if you would just listen to us. This is for your own good. Props to Ben Cartlidge for the find.

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-24 # Chief keef fan 2013-02-27 15:21

at least he tried to fight unlike lyoto

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+1 # Asshole 2013-02-28 14:41

Sometimes, you don't let him bang bro

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+20 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-02-27 15:34

Wether you think he "fights" or not. Machida can beat every single light heavyweight on earth not named jon jones

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-7 # Paul_Harris 2013-02-27 18:37

Except Rampage Blackson and Shogun

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+12 # agad 2013-02-27 19:46

After seeing his first round with Jones I definitely think on his day he could beat him.

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+9 # Sheps 2013-02-27 15:38

He reminds me of the Cage potato hero and convicted pedophile Scott "Lion heart" Blevins.

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+3 # cptcannabis420 2013-02-27 15:52

how the fuck does someone accept a fight against a guy like that?

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+18 # someone 2013-02-27 16:06

Meth not even once

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+7 # Doom 2013-02-27 16:27

Tapout shorts purchased from Sportdirect, there's plenty of these guys in my town in England. Hell, peeps thought I was a fighter because I was rocking a badboy hoodie in Tesco

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+16 # Sambro 2013-02-27 17:42

LOL! Noob traned with Team Auschwitz.

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+10 # gorillaj 2013-02-27 18:14

Shmeagle?

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-2 # JohnFUCKINGZoidberg 2013-02-27 18:36

Those are Ultimate Fighter Heavyweight's shorts, wait, that's James McSweeney!

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0 # Poop 2013-02-27 21:58

he looked ROCKED from the first few shots..kinda like a slow tko

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-1 # Poop 2013-02-27 22:00

he blocked and his opponent slipped at 2:07 but u could see hes already fuct up....but props to the UK...BJJ? not even one time.

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+2 # TheTruth 2013-02-27 23:03

Lmao what a bitch! He was fighting for his precious but wound up doing the Mordor two step! He did the schmeag flinch at the end

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0 # Rob 2013-02-27 23:13

Reminds me of the legendarily awful Scott Blevins. Look him up, have laugh.

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0 # Master Bader 2013-02-28 03:02

I just googled him. 17 losses and no wins? Daaaamn. Dude should quit and become a yoga instructor or something.

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0 # yaface 2013-02-28 04:52

the chick looks like that female gremlin from gremlins 2

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+1 # crab stick 2013-02-28 07:23

A mushroom cut in the year 2013! What the hell!!!!

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0 # Word 2013-02-28 16:39

Looks like someone paid a crack head $5 to get in the ring.

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