The reason why I've never been punched in the face by an MMA fighter is because I've never registered my profession as an MMA fighter. KJ Noons' dad nearly hit me once, but that's the closest that I've ever come to being in a fight with anyone involved in the fight business. Granted, if you are indeed in the fight business -- you must fight. Heck, it's even a rule in Fight Club. Therefore when an individual tries to avoid fighting as much as possible we can call him Kalib Starnes, or this guy from AMFC Male Fighting Championship.
Of course the irony is this guy fights in a promotion that has 'Alpha Male' in the title. In reality we're just sad for him. Sure he has the 'cool' tattoos and shaved head -- he looks like a fighter, but that's simply where it ends. We only hope this guy finds his true calling in life, but MMA is just not one of them. Trust us guy -- we're saving you a lifetime of medical bills and damaged brain cells if you would just listen to us. This is for your own good. Props to Ben Cartlidge for the find.