Until time kills space I will always be Team Iron Sheik. That's my allegiance. I would wear some sort of button on my shirt if I had clothes on. Truth be told, half of these articles are composed under the influence of sheer nakedness. It's a great way to implement obscure 1980s references in articles. Try it out for yourself, just be sure to close the windows. I'm actually naked right now, sitting with my legs crossed as I write this. In fact, I've been naked all day. I was naked last night. Hell, I would be naked all the time if the city of Los Angeles could clean up their sidewalks so that I won't get broken glass and discarded syringes lodged in my foot.
Basically what I'm trying to say is you should check out this flow chart of 'The Family Tree of Fighting,' but only do so if you're naked. It increases the visual experience of it all..