Baller Alert: Bigfoot Silva now has the ability to wreck a machine that costs more than everything you've ever owned in your small, claustrophobic apartment. He can put tires on something that costs more than every sporting bet you've made in your life -- or your kids will make in their degenerate little lives. This is what happens when you knock out a guy that many considered the highest ranked heavyweight in the MMA industry -- a brand spanking new 2013 Maserati GranTurismo worth at least $126,000. That's just the price for the base model. We have no idea what extras have been throw in that eloquent contraption of perfection.

Evidently Bigfoot Silva is sponsored by Sienna Motors of South Florida and following his impressive win at UFC 156, they gave him the keys to a 2013 Maserati GranTurismo just for resigning with them. Heads up MMA fighters, getting a shirt company to slap their logo on your butt is cool -- but the real goodies are in local automobile dealers. Props to FiveKnuckles for the find.

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+30 # rippie74 2013-02-13 16:09

Sucks to be Alistair Overeem right about now

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+5 # Sambro 2013-02-14 11:43

...and Alistair got a virgin pony for the fight.

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+7 # synthsis 2013-02-13 16:11

Shoulda taken the orange M3 CSL in the background.

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+15 # GORI 2013-02-13 16:14

as long as they're giving it for free, i'm fine with the maserati.

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+18 # MixedMonkeyArts 2013-02-13 16:12

Okay, who's going to make the first huge sunroof joke?

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-6 # me 2013-02-13 22:08

Mum, you?

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+11 # IRS 2013-02-13 16:55

That shit ain't free, he's gonna have to pay at least $30-40K in taxes

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-4 # redrocket...yummm! 2013-02-13 17:33

someone post the damn GIF, my retarded ass isn't capable of such sorcery

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+11 # Mihinks 2013-02-13 18:08

Good for him! Nice to see a little love come your way once in awhile!

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+4 # alistoid 2013-02-13 18:11

Dudes lucky as shit my jaw is made of glass
and that im off the horse meat otherwise it would have been GAMEOVER.

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-12 # MEOW2 2013-02-13 19:39

bigfoot sucks. my boy reem cleaned his clock for 10 anda half minutes

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+4 # cutu2bad 2013-02-13 21:43

Overoid will get ktfo or duck his next bout against JDS any money any takers?

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+9 # cutu2bad 2013-02-13 21:50

Ps any man that beat fedor is a fucking demi god give him all the cars in the lot and a night with your wife lol

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+4 # HoO4S 2013-02-14 07:10

Im not sure you'd want your wife back after

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+5 # bwana 2013-02-14 02:31

stupid media, this ain't the granturismo

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+4 # IceColdShadow 2013-02-14 03:28

yep,maserati quattroporte fifth generation

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-7 # Captain Obvious 2013-02-14 05:54

So then, we learn Bigfoot has a small penis.

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0 # ILikeSilva 2013-02-16 04:08

Just don't stomp on the gas with your big foot.

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