If somehow you wake up one morning in the form of a tree or another arboreal object -- heads up -- there's a guy named 'Bucky Boyd' and wants to decimate your existence and he will 'hit you so hard that it will feel like you were hit with a car.' That's his own words of course, minus the West Virginia drawl. Technology has advanced tremendously in the past thirty years, but scientists still haven't quite nailed down the West Virginia dialect in keyboard form.  If you would like to recreate any of Bucky Boyd's statements, it's best to fill your mouth with Skittles and then read that previous sentence like you forgot the meaning of each word in the middle of saying it.

According to something called 'Rough and Rowdy Brawl,' there's a guy named 'Tree' that allegedly defeated Bucky Boyd by hitting him in the back of the head when 'he wasn't paying attention.' This has warranted a highly sought after rematch that was temporarily halted when Bucky couldn't make it to the venue because he was injured. Fortunately for all those West Virginians out there, Bucky Boyd vs. Tree II will finally be held at the Welch Armory March 1-2 of this year.

In a perfect world, my bank account would be infinite and I would fly all of you MiddleEasy readers out to see this event. However, the best I could do is to show you this maniacal promo Bucky Boyd cut of his upcoming fight. Props to FightLinker for the find.

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+7 # synthsis 2013-02-12 09:27

I KNOW this guys speaks English but I could really use subtitles to help me figure out what he's getting at. Pissing on a Rough and Rally towel? Get Bisping in here to help translate.

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+9 # CynthiaVance 2013-02-12 09:28

Good lord... it's the real life Danger.

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+21 # SkeetEmUp 2013-02-12 09:30

"I'm a large LOCA-MO-LEZ"

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+2 # Chocolate 2013-02-12 09:30

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+22 # rippie74 2013-02-12 09:34

Outside major US cities.... This is what exsists. LOL

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+31 # DiazDoubleBird 2013-02-12 09:36

Another example of why I sometimes hate being from West Virginia...Im going to start telling people I live 45 minutes away from Pittsburgh...

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+7 # Poop 2013-02-12 09:36

i'd buy that for a dolla

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+12 # Irene Schiavello 2013-02-12 09:38

What is a "Locomolice," "Amalice," or an "Anyboly"?

Stay classy Virgina.

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+5 # Gangi 2013-02-12 10:28

HE'S A LARGE LOCAMOLICE! COMIN' TOWARDS YOU! TO CAUSE PAIN AND INJURY TO YOU!

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0 # redrocket...yummm! 2013-02-12 09:59

dude has elephant balls

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+3 # EatShit2 2013-02-12 10:11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD1s9iHfjRw

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+9 # Smelly 2013-02-12 10:27

He mentioned Frate Trane. Bold statement. I think he would be a honorary addition to the list.

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+1 # Justin case 2013-02-12 10:30

Live on pay-per-view?

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+9 # RearNakedAsshole 2013-02-12 10:30

I shit when this product of mongoloid incest attempted to say the word ambulance

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+21 # kid808 2013-02-12 10:37

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+5 # Borderlander 2013-02-12 10:39

He's clearly the voice of Scooter in Borderlands.

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+4 # meh 2013-02-12 10:48

lol @ this mutant cutting promos on lesnar. it almost scares me people like this exist on earth.

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+40 # VaiCavalo 2013-02-12 11:14

Tim Sylvia has really let himself go

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+1 # Fedro Rizzo 2013-02-12 11:25

I still hate Dan Quinn more.

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0 # chiggs 2013-02-12 11:30

HOLY SHIT!!! THAT has to be the BEST Pro wrestling promo eva!!! It IS for pro wrestling right?? Right? Fat boy also looks like he jus got outta the local penitentiary too lmao..small psychotic

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-24 # tim saliva 2013-02-12 11:36

holy shit tim sylvia has let himself go

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+10 # crab sticks 2013-02-12 11:49

No offense to my fellow countrymen but this video is pretty much exactly how I imagined West Virginians dressed.

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+2 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-02-12 12:00

Hmm... only calls out "Pro Wrastlers"... no big surprise.

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+8 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-02-12 12:06

he makes talking seem really hard.

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+14 # James Bond 2013-02-12 12:18

I'm gonna start whispering, "I'm that ghost train coming through your town at night" to girls when I engage them sexually.

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+5 # double jizz 2013-02-12 12:23

he's a large "locomolice" coming towards you... give this guy a spot on the frate trane list! he will fight anybolly!

but seriously this guy is missing some DNA.

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+8 # acro 2013-02-12 13:46

USA USA USA!!!

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+2 # B.Mo 2013-02-12 13:56

Both of these knuckledraggers need Cheeto...
the only manager that can take a fighter to the next level...or perhaps a gym in Bucky's case...

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+6 # The Bear 2013-02-12 14:12

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYY YOOUUU GUYYYSSSS.


BABBBY RUUUTTTHHH.

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+4 # LandOfCanaan 2013-02-12 16:50

"I will bite any body that gets in my way"

Looks like you already did, guy.

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+4 # tetsuhana 2013-02-12 17:48

We all know Tree is shite in the bucket, Bucky Boy all day.

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+4 # ruhownerized 2013-02-13 00:24

He should be the star of UFC's autist division

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0 # RoundPride 2013-02-13 04:26

At one point you can actually see he's actually trying to think of what to say next.....then he sadly repeats himself

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+1 # themfjoker 2013-02-13 06:09

why is ralphie may calling out brock, brock isnt even fighting anymore

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+7 # FergusTwo 2013-02-13 06:53

First time I've ever seen somebody gas from talking.

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+1 # acro 2013-02-13 08:59

I saw the first fight on youtube. He is absolutely terrible.

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+1 # themfjoker 2013-02-13 11:09

he will absolutely devour the heavyweight division

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+3 # Ricky Spanish 2013-02-13 12:37

Shit, I'm moving to Virginia. I'll be governor in 30 minutes.

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0 # sloth 2013-02-13 19:03

chocolaaaaaate

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0 # cutu2bad 2013-02-13 21:58

Tree pulls a Rhonda his 5lbs over no fight

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0 # DickBusiness 2013-03-03 09:27

Is it just me or did he gas from talking?

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