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Whoa, whoa...Cris Cyborg has asked to be released from her UFC contract, WTF?

Whoa, whoa...Cyborg has asked to be released from her UFC contract

Alright Tito, let me play the role of the entire MMA community for a second, if I may. Here will be the exact response when people watch this segment from tonight's episode of Inside MMA on AXS TV. Keep in mind that in this particular scenario, I'm playing a part -- an actor that will effectively portray what every MMA fan will say when they hear the news that Cris Cyborg wants to be released from her UFC contract. OK, let me clear my throat -- I haven't been a thespian since high school. Ah, here I go. Alright, ready?

"Cris Cyborg is ducking Ronda Rousey!" - Everyone.

There, I hope I got your attention by playing the role of every MMA fan in the world. I would like to thank the MiddleEasy readers for inspiring me to follow my dream of being an actor, and of course the Hollywood Actor's Guild for giving me a place to display my craft.

Oh, and give Ronda Rousey's mom some loot for her educational first-person shooter while you're at it. You can kill animals in the name of math. Friggin' awesome.

Now check out Inside MMA's breaking news of Tito Ortiz essentially causing controversy, again.

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