This is a 100% accurate description of my experience watching this INSANE knockout by Kollin Reuter last night, broken down moment by moment.

Opening seconds: Aspect ratio fail! Hold your phone sideways! Why can't anyone learn this crucial skill?! It's not even a skill. Anyone can hold their phone sideways. Why don't more people hold this knowledge about aspect ratios? L2FILM.

One minute in: I'm skipping to the fight.

Two minutes into the video here we go. Let's see what's up.

Two minutes, thirty-five seconds in: HOLY ******* **** WHAT THE ****!!! WHOAAAAAA!!! If I could make the asterisks capitalized I would. I lean back in my chair, hit my desk, spilling my coffee everywhere, the dog wakes up from my screaming and starts barking and running around. The spill is creating about 20 coffee waterfalls off my desk, now the dog is drinking the coffee. I get on my knees to stop him from lapping up the caffeine, coffee is pouring down my chest, I'm on my knees pushing the dog away.

I lean up from my knees to watch the knockout again.

HOLY ****! I wrote this entire article on my knees, covered in coffee, with my dog barking at me. It was worth it. Whoa!!!!!

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+2 # freakintony 2013-02-02 13:39

Turned into Gumby!

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+35 # TDM 2013-02-02 13:39

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+30 # acro 2013-02-02 13:40

The banner pic makes a whole lot more sense now.

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+18 # TommyToeHold 2013-02-02 13:45

What this guy said.

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+5 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-02-02 13:48

I thought I told you guys to start the vids AT THE KO. WTF?!

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0 # drizzy 2013-02-02 13:57

lol at the arguing at the end

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-2 # Semour 2013-02-02 14:28

Quoting drizzy:

lol at the arguing at the end

The dude they're arguing with sounds just Nate Diaz

oh and is this what cool people do nowadays? Has it replaced planking?

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+7 # Mr.Temp 2013-02-02 14:09

...that was some exorcist shit!

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+22 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2013-02-02 15:38

Please call a priest

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0 # Irene Schiavello 2013-02-02 14:10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

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+8 # Sambro 2013-02-02 14:16

that guy has no backbone.

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+6 # meh 2013-02-02 19:52

looks like you two share something in common

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+5 # WombatSports 2013-02-02 14:53

You know it's a great KO when the guy literally bends over backwards to hit the floor for you

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+19 # Diaz4President 2013-02-02 15:08

Fuck that! That was far from a k.o. Dude was simply transitioning to a bridge, fooling his opponent but Mazzagatti couldn't help himself, he had to fuck up a beautifully executed faint to bridge transition.

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+13 # SnakeJake 2013-02-02 15:32

Somebody KO that stupid screaming bitch with the vertical cameraphone.

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+4 # Just Sayin 2013-02-02 15:40

This guy just tried a matrix move

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0 # mc2731 2013-02-02 15:54

For all she knows this uy may be dead and this moron is screaming her head off

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+6 # Shang Tsung 2013-02-02 17:05

Your Soul Is Mine!

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-2 # spencifer 2013-02-02 23:22

I may never have laughed harder at my computer screen.

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+1 # Newbs 2013-02-03 10:01

This was better new kids http://www.fightstartv.com/videos/wiebe-brouwer-vs-nick-gorissen-mma/

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0 # VanAndrew 2013-02-04 00:28

The closest thing I've seen to someone's head getting punched off

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+1 # 907 2013-02-04 00:54

***COLLIN REUTER

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0 # ReuterRules 2013-02-04 20:14

Well what did he expect Collin Reuter waited over 2 years for this fight, his opponent should've brought a pillow, should've practiced going to sleep.

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+1 # Miller time 2013-02-04 21:56

I was ringside watching this in Fairbanks Alaska. The sound of his fist punching through his face shook the place, let alone the crowd after poor boy pulled his matrix move. From my angle it literally looked like he took his head off. Awesome KO by my bro Collin. Keep your eye out for this guy folks.

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0 # Caleb Reuter 2013-02-06 00:53

Check out this new video with great multiple angles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bShO7y07oc

Share this new video please

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