According to Vitor Belfort, the power of God enabled him to develop a healing factor and repair this insane head cut he received ten days prior to fighting Michael Bisping at last month's UFC on FX. The power of God -- not to be confused with the Power Cosmic, the unlimited god-like power stored by Galactus which is harnessed by the Silver Surfer. The Power Cosmic enables Galactus to deconstruct molecules, teleport entire galaxies across time and space, and create inter-dimensional portals. The power of God -- helps Vitor Belfort heal cuts on his forehead. Great.

Check out the bloodfest Belfort tweeted today regarding a nasty injury he sustained just days before knocking out Michael Bisping at UFC on FX. You can see Belfort's ancestors through that thing.

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+7 # Poop 2013-02-01 10:14

what the ..fuuuuuuck *rampage voice*

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+7 # NohBAg 2013-02-01 10:20

I heard Marvin Eastman is the one who stitched it up

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+11 # H 2013-02-01 10:40

that's what he gets for wearing a thorny crown in an attempt to dress up like his favourite super-hero

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+8 # ChocolateAl 2013-02-01 11:33

I call bullshit. I didn't see any scar on his face during the Bisping fight. Where's the fuckin' Mohawk?

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+4 # castro 2013-02-01 11:49

If it was "Days" before the fight...maybe he had not received his faux hawk yet? Hmmmm?

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+4 # Asshole 2013-02-01 23:12

The retarded gay Mohawk distracted you from the scar

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+2 # eddie bravos dealer 2013-02-01 17:05

fuckin rights, look at that face pussy

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+10 # Sambro 2013-02-01 17:29

next time, tell your wife to cut her toe nails.

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+5 # Sprocketscientist 2013-02-01 18:15

You can see what he's thinking.

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