The day Anderson Silva is considered an underdog in any combat sports contest is the day I’m going to sell my limited edition Wu-Tang Nike Dunks. I’ll then bet whatever obscene amount of money I sold them for on Anderson Silva. When he wins, I’ll take all that money and buy a mess of scratch-off lotto tickets; then spend the rest of my life drinking Mojitos in Miami, going to work on those tickets with a shiny penny. I’ll either get really bored inside of three hours or get arrested for littering all the losing tickets into the sand, but one way or another, that’s exactly what I plan on doing.

Unfortunately, Anderson Silva will never be considered an underdog, and that entire fictional scenario I made up is nothing more than a fictional scenario I made up. Comparing the Spider to Rocky is like comparing a Boeing 787 to a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. That said, if you could somehow make the connection, this Brazilian commercial is what it would look like.

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+14 # Dr. Frasier Crane-kick 2013-01-30 13:07

not many men can jog in spandex leggings and still look so deadly

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0 # WeidmanP4PBest 2013-01-31 12:17

Yea because he is a girl. Hes so scared of Wideman and you would be too. He knows he will loose. Wideman is 9-0 and Anderson hasnt even called him or text him that he wants to fight him. Wideman is seriously fucking tough man. have you seen him just anniahalate that Munoz guy with the really cool hair-cut. he totally tooled that dude and Anderson just tucked his tail and ran to another country (brazil hahaha). Such a pussy. He just doesnt want an All American ass kicking like he got from Sonnen.

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+4 # vagina inspector 2013-01-30 13:17

Jogging in spandex? Man, Anderson here for working.

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-1 # Shale Shownen 2013-01-31 14:23

Cheal was right about Anderson having a big gay following

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-6 # MEOW2 2013-01-30 13:25

that was lame

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-7 # Sambro 2013-01-30 14:43

Rocky would kick the Spider's ass.

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0 # hmmm 2013-01-31 08:49

u know Rocky is fiction, right?

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+5 # TheFuckingBest 2013-01-30 15:05

There were no survivors

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-1 # .Biks^ 2013-01-30 15:55

Stop ducking Jones, call him out instead like Belfort!

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-1 # Sambro 2013-01-30 18:38

He's calling out Cung Le, like a bitch.

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0 # WeidmanP4PBest 2013-02-01 01:42

more like a baboon bitch

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+1 # Honesty 2013-01-30 16:25

Anderson is better than Rocky. Anytime I hear that music, combined with fighting I am always let down. That video.. was totally lame.

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-5 # Asshole 2013-01-30 19:27

The statue should be cheal ground n pounding silva fat face in

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0 # WeidmanP4PBest 2013-02-01 01:43

or maybe wideman...fours hadowing? muhahaha

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-1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-31 12:35

Blue v-neck at 0:43...

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