Not sure what janitors are doing in the octagon competing against MMA fighters, but whatever, we’ll take it. We’re huge fans of people fighting, regardless of their occupations or nicknames.

Alright, Vladimir Matyushenko isn’t really a janitor, well, he used to be, but he isn’t anymore. Back when he first started competing in MMA, he cleaned the gym in return for training there for free because he couldn’t afford the classes. Later on, they say that nickname came from him cleaning peoples’ clocks. Not sure which one of those activities got him that nickname, but unfortunately, all his janitorial experience couldn’t save him from Ryan Bader’s onslaught of overhand rights and inverted guillotines. As amazing as Bader’s performance was, we sincerely hope this isn’t the end of Matyushenko’s career. If it was, we hope other janitors swap their broomsticks for MMA gloves and give us amazing performances like he has for the past decade.

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+2 # Frank Shamrock 2013-01-26 15:33

no.

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+6 # jt33 2013-01-26 15:38

bader holds a record for fastest sub...add that to the list of things i thought i would never say.

side note...bader can kiss my ass he still owes my friend money from jones/evans in atl when they bought tickets from him

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+1 # Stinky Pete 2013-01-26 16:16

they bought tickets from ryan but he owes them money? explain

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+5 # jt33 2013-01-26 16:23

a restaurant was giving away tickets (2) and my friend won..bader and his guys made an offer to buy since we already had tickets. they only had part of the money they offered...gave my friend a number to call so we could meet up with them later to get the rest of the money and chill for a little while. he called and no one picked up.

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+4 # Sambro 2013-01-26 15:51

The Janitor will be a Janitor again.

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+10 # Digdug 2013-01-26 16:40

Fuck Guida man.
Boring ass fighter. Gonna lay his way to a FW title shot.

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-5 # Curt-Fu 2013-01-26 16:43

that's funny. I just updated my list of men I would kiss on the lips to include Clay Guida.

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+1 # Chip Chipperson 2013-01-26 20:46

woulda been awesome if a fountain of doody shot out during that gee-o-teen.

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+2 # Asshole 2013-01-26 22:23

He must have watched this fight a thousand times and picked something up from it.

HE LOST TO TITO!

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+5 # Asshole 2013-01-26 22:25

Dafaq happened?

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