When King Mo walked from the cage following his Bellator 86 debut, a chick in the audience flashed him. Don't worry, it wasn't pleasant. You missed nothing. The pornography industry desensitized you -- and the moment you realize this your life will be enriched. Oh, that fight thing. Of course King Mo won. I actually had the banner ready before the first fight even went down tonight inside the Winstar World Casino in Somewhereville, Oklahoma.

We all expected King Mo to come out to the Bellator cage adorned with Asian women getting their best dancehall on. Instead, we saw a rather reserved Mo -- it even appeared that he removed a few of his sparkilies from his crown. When the fight began, King Mo dropped his hands, stalked his opponent, and did what we've grown accustomed to watching him do over the years -- annihilate his opponent while taking as little damage as humanly possible.

After landing a blitzkrieg of jabs early in the first, Mo finished off Przemyslaw Mysiala with a well-placed right uppercut to bring an end to his Bellator debut. Look, ZProphet even made this fantastic .gif for all of you to look at.

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+6 # SoYeaUmm 2013-01-24 20:42

WHAT THE FUCK IS GROWING OUT OF HIS EAR?

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+3 # Lefthea D. Kick 2013-01-24 21:07

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice his burst ear.

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0 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-25 01:07

http://www.imagechan.com/img/28856/ear-sex
This is what happened to MO

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0 # Sambro 2013-01-26 13:02

"Don't Cry for Mo, Argentina"

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-24 21:00

Please don't cover Askren's victory. Any time that idiot opens his mouth, I want to punch myself in the face. He talked about gaining punching power... lol @ those pillow fists. Pretty sure the only reason he got the TKO was because Amoussou couldn't see due to bleeding.

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+3 # KickDouble 2013-01-24 21:26

So mind blowing that such nice, fluffy pillows could cause so much bleeding!

I hope you followed through with your desire to punch yourself in the face while Askren was giving his victory speech.

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+6 # jt33 2013-01-24 22:04

of course those elbows had nothing to do with the cuts...

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+15 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-24 22:15

I've seen people get bloody noses from pillow fights...

Heck... I've seen people get knocked out from pillow fights.

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-2 # Instant Karma 2013-01-25 05:07

yeah, in Fatty Sam's hood pillow fights are SERIOUS yo!!

pillow fight street cred

stay tough broth

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0 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-26 01:26

yo the my broth in my hood be mad tough and chicken flavored

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+8 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-24 23:46

Askren has at least enough power in his hands for you to give him the benefit of the doubt that his pillow hands are extra firm pillows. Now someone with soft lady hands is Michael "Pillowhands McTea Time" Bisping. He has super soft plush fluffy pillows.

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+6 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-25 01:10

You ever felt one of those Memory Foam pillows!? Those things are hard as shit!

I'm not really helping my case... but you mentioned extra firm pillows...

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+1 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-26 01:25

Damn never even considered those! Maybe we should start classifying what type of pillow-hands fighters have for clearity just so we dont get confused if someone has knock-out strength pillow-hands or just maybe a bloody nose strength pillow-hands.

But TBH no matter the pillow i'm always knocked out when i grace my head upon one.

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-2 # SoYeaUmm 2013-01-24 21:28

Aside from the ear jizz King Mo looked like King Slo. Can't see him doing much against top 205'ers. Vitor would run right through that shit defense. Maybe his knees still not fully healed, I don't know he just looked off tonight.

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+1 # nuckingfutz 2013-01-24 23:42

i agree he was def King Slo Mo tonight. I don't think King Mo is much of a threat to any top 10 205 contenders, just a good promoter. I hope he does have a boxing match with Kimbo Slice he's getting ko'd, Mo's beard does not generate enough beard power!

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+11 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-24 21:28

he beat the shit out of that can!

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+5 # CharlatansUnited 2013-01-25 09:45

This was no regular can; hes a bottom of the shelf Springfield or ValueBrand---sh it atleast give Mo something he can eat--like a hardy Progresso or Campbells Chunky shit

Then again what can you expect when a promotion invests so much on a guy like Mo. Gotta build him up

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+8 # Work it. 2013-01-24 22:10

Dive.

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+13 # Cock Lesnar 2013-01-24 22:49

is this King Mo's bellator debut or TNA?

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+2 # Seanald 2013-01-25 01:10

He was not as muscled up tonight as he was for the Larkin fight.
It was a nice short uppercut though. I don't think he looked that slow, his boxing is so good against the class of fighter he as facing tonight that it looked more effortless than slow.
That said, I don't see mo ever breaking into the ufc 205 top 5, but it would be nice to see him in a better talent pool.

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-2 # Instant Karma 2013-01-25 05:09

never gonna happen.

Bellator contracts are a life sentence and Mo wants to wrestler (which is in his contract)

Mo wil never be in the UFC. (Which is better for him, he'd lose there where he will probably be a long time Bellator star and champ)

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-5 # GBR 2013-01-25 01:34

Soooooooooo fucking over-rated.

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+10 # Voice 2013-01-25 02:35

I think actually its good for mma fighters to learn how to slow down the pace not lose so much energy jumping around like a tapdancer. Its what boxers do to last 12 rounds and still have the power to KO you in that last round. Very few mma fighters can even bust a grape a the end of a fight. Also standing a bit more still allows you to see the punches coming a bit better. I think it was a purposeful performance by Mo, dictated by his new improved boxing style.

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+4 # thisisKO 2013-01-25 04:52

One of the best wrestlers in the game... His hands are nice!! Easy top 5 LHW's... If u don't think so, jump in the cage with him.. Stop hating... Lol

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+4 # meh 2013-01-25 05:54

most def, mo is a force. sick seeing a mma so confident with his hands. training at the mayweather facilitt is paying dividends

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0 # Penguin 2013-01-25 19:15

What's up with all these ridiculous comments?? It looked to me like Mo was using beautiful jabs and looking for that powerful counterpunch. Everyone is complaining that he was slow, when he was pushing the pace and backing his opponent up the whole time. Give him some god damn and appreciate a good KO when you see one.

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