If any of you guys see Overeem finally descend to earth from whatever space ship he's rocking in 2013, tell him to accept my friend's request on Xbox Live. I'm not going to bother him, nor do I want to teach him the intricacies of using active-camo in Halo 4. Not at all. I just want to congratulate the guy on a rather successful K-1 Grand-Prix run, give him props on his DREAM heavyweight title, and ask him how it felt to essentially 'uberknee' Brock Lesnar back into the WWE. That's it. Unlike you guys, my bromance only extends only to Masakazu Imanari -- The Reem will have to wait to get my heterosexual appreciation.
If title belts are merits to the success of a combat sports athlete, then it's clear that Alistair Overeem is the most accomplished MMA heavyweight on the planet. It's not even debatable. That's probably why the UFC decided to go the extra mile with this elaborate photo shoot in Miami, FL -- complete with supermodels, 9-foot alligators, and a boat that cost a million dollars.