Jesus saves because Jesus is a hoarder. Someone should tell him to throw away some of that stuff he has in his apartment. Jesus doesn't need divine intervention -- the guy needs to be on the show Intervention.
Now that Vitor has enlisted Jesus Christ to help him defeat Michael Bisping, I guess we can all say goodbye to the phrase 'The Evolution of the Fight Game' and instead, have to adopt the theory that MMA was magically created with the flick of Dana White's fingers.
At the UFC weigh-ins, Michael Bisping told Vitor Belfort that 'Jesus isn't real.' Now we have the video of it -- check it out folks. Smack-talk just reached a brand-new realm.