After I watched my 24th ESPN2 replay of Brock Lesnar collapsing Frank Mir's consciousness with vicious ground and pound I just sat back and wondered...can anyone beat this guy? Maybe the question was...is this even a guy? Dude is like the end level boss on Double Dragon 2. Brock's neck and chin is connected by a force-field of hardass that is impenetrable by the average human fist. All that extra meat connecting his head to his shoulders rendered him impossible to KO. So teeing off at his head will only make him aware that you're in the cage with him (which can never be a good thing). So that leaves, submissions? Well it's happened before but when you have a +300lb dude introducing his right fist to your left cheek, options are pretty limited. Now we know the most efficient way to KO Lesnar, and its called diverticulitis (and you can't pronounce it).

Ultimate Fighting President Dana White said Lesnar has an intestinal disorder that requires major surgery, possibly at the Mayo Clinic.

A source told WCCO that Lesnar has a severe case of diverticulitis, a disease where small pouches form in the digestive system.

Bummer. Hope you get your inhuman strength back as soon as possible. [Source]

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+1 # Guest 2009-11-16 16:37

Man could they just fucking come out with it already?

Swine Flu, Mono, "Career Ending Illness"...

This isn't the President here. It's Brock fucking Lesnar. A UFC fighter.
Just level with everyone so we don't have to keep wondering if this guy is going to be relevant in the heavyweight division at all.

I think it's time for the Interim Belt. Seriously.

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0 # budsmk3r 2009-11-16 22:47

They'll probably just strip him of the belt because hes done

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0 # Guest 2009-11-16 21:38

Diverticulitis sucks.

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0 # Krash99 2009-11-17 09:34

Lesnar was a fuckin' joke anyway!

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0 # Master E 2009-11-17 15:26

I think he could pull through on this one and possibly fight again. The diverticuli are little pockets along the end of your large intestines wall I believe. So it's an inflammation of those pockets. Depends how far advanced it is, guess they will know when they cut into him.

Cheering for ya Brock! Only person not to talk crap was Randy and you respected him in your own way. It'd be a shame to not see what he would've been capable of. I don't see him out forever.

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