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| Brock Lesnar has a severe intestinal disorder |
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| Written by Zeus |
| Monday, 16 November 2009 22:02 |
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After I watched my 24th ESPN2 replay of Brock Lesnar collapsing Frank Mir's consciousness with vicious ground and pound I just sat back and wondered...can anyone beat this guy? Maybe the question was...is this even a guy? Dude is like the end level boss on Double Dragon 2. Brock's neck and chin is connected by a force-field of hardass that is impenetrable by the average human fist. All that extra meat connecting his head to his shoulders rendered him impossible to KO. So teeing off at his head will only make him aware that you're in the cage with him (which can never be a good thing). So that leaves, submissions? Well it's happened before but when you have a +300lb dude introducing his right fist to your left cheek, options are pretty limited. Now we know the most efficient way to KO Lesnar, and its called diverticulitis (and you can't pronounce it).
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Swine Flu, Mono, "Career Ending Illness"...
This isn't the President here. It's Brock fucking Lesnar. A UFC fighter.
Just level with everyone so we don't have to keep wondering if this guy is going to be relevant in the heavyweight division at all.
I think it's time for the Interim Belt. Seriously.
Cheering for ya Brock! Only person not to talk crap was Randy and you respected him in your own way. It'd be a shame to not see what he would've been capable of. I don't see him out forever.