We're ready to party, we're ready. I hope you bring lots of spaghetti. That's the opening line to the 'Garfield and Friends' cartoon that aired in 1988. We wanted to be the only MMA site to start off a UFC 159 article with jingle to an 80s cartoon so that when other sites start spouting off retro theme songs, they will be accused of biting our style. There's absolutely no segue to this. In no way is Jon Jones or Chael Sonnen like Garfield or his friends. Quite frankly, they don't have the swag as an animated television series. However, they will be appearing in a television series on FX called 'The Ultimate Fighter.' Sadly there's no animation or short-stories weaved into each episode. It's a story of a guy leading other guys to beat a team of guys lead by another guy -- with a possible spontaneous fruit bowl urination thrown in for good measure

If you pray to the MMA gods long enough, UFC 159 will go down according to plan and this newly released poster will not have to be altered in anyway. Is it just me, or does Chael Sonnen look a little 'concerned' compared to Jon Jones? You decide.

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-2 # MEOW2 2013-01-16 10:19

deep down he is concerned

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+4 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:20

Who Chale? haha you mustve not watch fights before. why would he be concerned. he took the fight for a reason. chaels not loosing this fight. do you really think he would take the fight what, just for money or something? obviosly he knows hes gonna win. some ofyou people really get me going. go watch hockey or basketball or something, this isnt even a pussy sport.

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0 # CharlatansUnited 2013-01-16 13:08

Haha same ol' song and dance from Sonnen apologists.

The guys in for a SERIOUS beating--and you know this.

Check back in with me April 28; I guarantee after Sonnen loses, shit for brains like you will still believe his hype and lies, then bitch about some obscure circumstance as to why he lost--Forever loyal and blind to the foolishness that is Chael Sonnen.

I know I just wasted a couple minutes of my life typing this because Sonnen fans seem to be the type that believe something NO MATTER WHAT--like those Who still believe Saddam Hussein was a devout muslim extremist.


GTFO and grow a pair of nuts

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-2 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-16 13:39

your champ is an overstretched clown. he's a fuckin cheater. that reach is ridiculous. cant wait till he gets beat!!!

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0 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 15:02

Ya, i agree with this guy ^^ who blatantly ripped off my screen name. Anderson has ducked 16 straight opponents and i even heard him and ed soares stay in the locker room before a fight to choose the next guy because hes a chicken shit. they duck and duck so much its almost a goose goose situation. I m so enraged at this clown. seriously, enough is enough with hjis fakeness and pretending to be the 'king' or something. he should just accept Weidman like this above guys sister would and take a pounding. Honestly, who can disagree with this? you must not even be a ufc fan if you think that way. Fuck off.

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-3 # Asshole 2013-01-16 19:55

Only thing Cheal is concerned about is not controling his own strength and accidentally murdering a man in the cage. The downfall of having the biggest biceps known to man

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-1 # fuckrampagejackson 2013-01-16 20:34

it's true! he's ducking strong wrestlers.

he got lucky in the first chael fight and had to cheat in the second. these are facts, folks. the guy's a can!

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-1 # pen-island 2013-01-16 17:57

CharlatansUnite d is clearly a victim of some sort of gang related crime which is why he holds a grudge against the most gangtsa fighter and current UFC CHAMPION CHAEL SONNEN. Balls on the chin balls on the chin I said these nuts in ya mouth I said these nuts in ya mouth ba ba ba beotch
PEACE

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+18 # Castro 2013-01-16 10:20

Fucking joke of a fight anyway...

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-6 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:16

only if you dont like money. whos the joke? Chales bank account = 1 000 00 0000 00 . Yours = 0.56 . hahaha. MOS money over sport, the way it should be.

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-4 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-16 13:09

Daaaaamn 56 cents!? I dunno if you're trolling or not, but that comment is hilarious.

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-6 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:23

castro, nice name. you dont like america? maybe we should bring you democarcy too and see how it feels when you get blown up buddy. you cant force us to like what you like anyways. cigars or no cigars

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-8 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-16 13:38

yeah you fuckin commie. STFU!!!!

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+18 # TDM 2013-01-16 10:26

He's concerned with the state of the economy.

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-5 # Grammer Police 2013-01-16 13:13

Sate? Like to appease?

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+4 # fuckjohjones 2013-01-16 11:02

It looks like Jon is tugging on Chaels massive dong. Can you say *jealous*?

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-3 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:03

Fuck off you wanker. Chaels gonna knock Bones out, and Weidman is taking Anderson the duck Silvas title away by first round arm bar.

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+20 # Brown Pride 2013-01-16 11:02

He's concerned about the lack of real estate sales in West Linn, Oregon

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+2 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:07

Chris Weidman is one of those high school athletes that any woman in their right mind would want strapped over them thrusting away. Look at the sheer size and physique of the guy. And hes so nice. Sturdy young buck, ready to take that chicken shit fake fighter who just bullshits his way to the top of the mountain the chicken Silva.

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-2 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-16 13:35

fuckandersonsil va's right; chris weidman is a total beefcake and if i had it my way, hed be plowing my sister right now as i watched his old wrestling matches on youtube

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0 # Fat pikachu 2013-01-16 19:42

Do you want to get fucked by him too. you should ask him.

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-3 # fuckandersonsilva 2013-01-16 13:43

you're an idiot, dude. chael's rich. his dad used to make 6 figures growing up on the regular. to help you put that into perspective, that's like as many dollars as strawberries cain's dad picks annually. but without all the poorness. chael > mexico, bud. deal with it.

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+1 # rippie74 2013-01-16 11:10

This fight is a waste of Jones' time. I don't like Jones either, but fighting Sonnen shows the the UFC doesn't have anyone tap ready to challenge him. Why not Glover Teixeria (sp) of Gustafson? No we get Chael Sonnen. Why? Because he has a championship level shit talking game. Unfortunately shit talking won't get you very far in combat sports...

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0 # fuckandresonsilva 2013-01-16 11:14

Ya but those other guys wont make money. if you are watching ufc for sport reasons go somewhere else. This isnt a sport. Its entertinment and thats the way i like it. and most people i know too. dont come to Amurica and complain about things. we like it here like this. This is about money and im a dana white supporter so fuck you anyways. look in the mirror stupid, and then the Fertitas can look in the mirror. who do you think is happier?

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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-01-16 13:11

You are on point with comedic gold today! This shit is amazing.

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+2 # Want to correct that 2013-01-16 13:16

Quoting rippie74:

Unfortunately shit talking won't get you very far in combat sports...

Yea....no it does

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-3 # Tinfoil Hat Man 2013-01-16 12:03

Chael Sonnen looks scared homie.

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+3 # Just Sayin 2013-01-16 13:08

Cheals "concerned" face > Jones James toney I need to poop face

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0 # SnakeJake 2013-01-16 14:50

Chael is 'concerned' his mother might start shooting at foreigners again.

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