Not the kind of ill that only the Beastie Boys can give you a license for. You're puking, snot is running out of your nose like your nostrils called in a bomb threat. Doctors say this Winter flu season is one of the worst in modern history. Here at MiddleEasy, we're against the flu shot. Actually, we're against any shot -- unless it's the 'Cootie Shot.' Circle, circle, dot, dot and one builds a magical force-field, impenetrable to even the most ravenous case of cooties. No questionable medicinal combination is involved.
You can either cure your flu by chugging enough Robitussin to travel back in time, or you can watch this video of Johan Emanuelsson's six-second head-kick KO at the Swedish Championship Amature MMA & Shootfighting. Johan grabbed the bantamweight title faster than you can say whatever James Toney said in this video. Props to FightLinker for the find.