'It's Always Sonnen in Philadelphia.' There, the joke has been made -- albeit cheesy.  Actually, Chael Sonnen won't be in the new season of ''It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That's right, all of this is just one elaborate troll job to get you to watch the show without the advertised cast members. Hey, I didn't make it up. The guys at FX did in an attempt to hijack our reality with a smidgen of awesome -- and then promptly yank it away. That's what happens when you're an executive producer of a highly popular show; you get to soccer kick people's sense of perception.

I'm sure some knuckle dragger in the comment section will insist that I'm 'wrong' without even attempting to glance over the words of this article. Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do to cure these people. Our best bet as a civilization would be to prevent them from procreating and encourage them to operate heavy machinery while drunk. That should do it.

Check out this pseudo-trailer of the pseudo-UFC champion appearing in 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.'

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+55 # smolfi 2012-09-25 18:48

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+13 # Guest 2012-09-25 21:44

Quoting smolfi:

http://i46.tinypic.com/1z68v46.gif

chael goes from serious to troll face perfectly in that gif

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-16 # ramondestroys 2012-09-25 18:52

The best part was when Chael didn't open his mouth.

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+6 # Guest 2012-09-26 12:18

You're on the wrong website.

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-17 # TDM 2012-09-25 18:52

WTF Zues, ur totaly wrong, chael isnt in IASIP. ME always lies. This is the TMZ of mma. blablabla

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+5 # Guest 2012-09-25 23:35

Middleeasy is the tmz of mma. Not gonna hate on that part, but if they gonna steal shit from other sites, I don't know why it takes a day and a half before they post it.

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+13 # Guest 2012-09-25 19:01

Wait... So you're saying I can get drunk AND operate heavy machinery? Oh man my days just got better

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+8 # MEOW 2012-09-25 19:02

never seen the show. will start watching it the 11th. see how that works?

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-16 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2012-09-25 19:28

My favorite current sitcom. But I cant stand Chael. I think my head is gonna implode.

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+18 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:15

My favorite current sitcom. And I love Cheal. Up votes for me please

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-5 # AFrontKicktotheFace- 2012-09-26 08:47

Weak shit...

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+3 # Jonesy 2012-09-25 19:47

I miss Opie...

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-26 03:19

I know that feel.

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+15 # noreaga 2012-09-25 19:48

yo i forgot that haley joel osment was alive

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+7 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:49

I forgot that he was thirty six.

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+2 # Patrick 2012-09-25 21:17

So this is what happened to The Dice Man after he was banned from MTV for life.

Hickory dickory dock.

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+16 # Guest 2012-09-25 23:31

That 3 seconds of cheal was better than 90 minutes of the a team with rampage

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-4 # Guest 2012-09-26 00:19

I was wondering what happened to xzibit.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:12

Is it just me? I remember liking his music but I can't for the hell of it remember what any of them sound like? One song kept saying X repeatedly and some smaller stuff on snoops albums?

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+2 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:58

I had my music on random in the car when Eminem's "Please II" came up. Xibit finished the song saying, "2001 and forever! Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, X-to-the-Z..."
And then I realized how close I am to being one of those guys who tells young wimpersnappers what "good" music sounds like.

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-26 02:46

Haha yea my music tastes evolved over time but never forget my first few CDs purchased, DMX and then there was x, and dre chronic 2001. Snoops Doggystyle. Now days hip hops just copying each others beats and playing lame choruses and every damn artist taking easy road using techno beats. Its quite sad. Fuck even juvenile back that ass up put more effort into the beats than today's music.

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+3 # Guest 2012-09-26 11:36

Drake covered Back dat ass up on his new album. Its softer than babyshit

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 16:58

LOL

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+2 # Guest 2012-09-26 17:04

Back That Ass Up has an epic music video too.

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-26 11:33

LOL for sure man, Im gonna be the same way. I was just listening to Nas' new Life is Good, listening to Nasty. FUck I miss good rap and hiphop. Threw on Illmatic after that, sheeeit. Then I start to get irritated that the only rappers I still listen to are probably close to in their 40's and were from the late 90's. I go to billboard and check out the top albums and almost fucking throw up. Some fucking loser named '2 chains' is number one... what most of these little skrillex banging fags dont know is he first rapped under 'titty boi'. Thats a hella faggy name. You ask someone who the baddest is and Ill garauntee these fags say Rick Ross or Waka Flaka or fucking Whiz Khalifa or something queer. It just really pisses me off. Only other good album this year besides Nas' is probs Killer Mike and Aesop Rock. I guess the only awards and spots that are given out to those are the ones willing to dumb themselves down to the lowest social common denominator. There is no hip hop anymore. Its dead.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 17:01

Cheer up buddy! Be thankful you experienced the golden era of hip-hop. Music evolves over time ... just the way it is.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-27 01:36

Tupac reference? said that's just the way it is, today's music blows. It's all hooks and gimmicks now days. There's no real stories in the words and the beats are stolen, traded and remixed to death. It evolved into shit, yea I'm talking to you drake Aubrey

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 11:35

Tha Liks

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0 # Fatty_Sam86 2012-09-26 00:25

Haley Joel Osment is still alive?

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:08

Nah to revive his career he put on a blonde wig and joined Hannah Montana.

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-2 # Guest 2012-09-26 01:37

A non speaking role? It's almost too good to be true.

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-2 # Guest 2012-09-26 02:51

Less talk, more abs. Right?

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+1 # charlie day 2012-09-26 06:40

this was absolutely one of the best promos cut. if chael could just stop trying to steal the show..

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+1 # Guest 2012-09-26 07:44

U can spell now? And read?

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 08:10

Haley Joel Osment is still a thing? Wow.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 09:31

One of the funniest shows on tv (louie being the funniest) Funny commercial of the show too, but obviously theyre not gonna be on the show its just a hype commercial..

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+2 # Guest 2012-09-26 09:33

maybe next time i wont be a retard and read the article before posting, dont count on it thou ;)

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+3 # Guest 2012-09-26 09:36

Sonnen is about as good a fighter as Mac is on the show. Always trying his spinning shit and failing.

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 14:05

He can add this to his resume along side his appearance on "Law and Order".

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0 # Guest 2012-09-26 16:29

Just recently got into breaking Bad, anyone notice Keith Jardine in it? Lol even in acting he's got a glass chin

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